I woke up sometime around 7:30 ( Read more... )

I drank a rather large glass of Absinthe, and decided to make every moment of my life a musical!

If you have my number, ringing me now to hear a melody about my life in general Is QUITE advisable!

I have already left a musical message to a few people regarding my glass of milk.

Ta Ta for now!

(as if it needed to be proved)



I am going to memorize this and recite it randomly

All A's and a B+!

go me!

I have an escape plan.

You can chain a man down, and that's all you'll ever chain.

I'm a Vagabond.

A Vagabond with a fail safe plan.

Spring has come, as well as my bitter disdane for it ( Read more... )

I just want to take a moment and thank the people that speak "Garrett ( Read more... )

Absinth in the mornin' Absinthe in the Evenin' Absinthe at supper time!

With absinthe on my table, I can drink Absinthe anytime!

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and now I want bagel bites...

Cher's "Gypsies Traps & Thieves" would be SO much more awesome if it was just the chorus.

Cirdan Elendil (9:20:04 PM): So we meet again Mr. BOnd

Dread Dead Rat (9:20:47 PM): Dose this mean you expect me to sleep with sexy female spies who drink and smoke too much?

Cirdan Elendil (9:21:35 PM): No, Mr.Bond. I expect you to die!