Comments | nanikore: I'm gassy

nanikore

I'm gassy

Dec 31, 2037 23:59

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somnambulisa September 8 2005, 02:51:45 UTC

flatulent

nanikore September 8 2005, 04:21:45 UTC

*pharts*

somnambulisa September 8 2005, 02:53:00 UTC

I used to work a gas station/convenience store, and the people around there, with their perfect English, after standing in line for the register, would say to me "I got gas." And I would tell them which aisle the Immodium was on.

nanikore September 8 2005, 04:23:29 UTC

I've seen some jokes of actual quotes of embarrassing stuff people accidentally said

Like some woman standing in a store and saying "oh, I'm just looking at your nuts" when offered help by an employee

spinto September 29 2005, 00:42:51 UTC

I manage a convenience store, at one point we had the condoms kept behind the counter, a guy came in to buy some, and one of the female employees asked him "What size do you need?" as opposed to what brand.

nanikore September 29 2005, 03:00:31 UTC

lollerskates

darth_google September 30 2005, 19:49:02 UTC

I'm sure if I get an answer it will make me very aware that the question was dumb, but ... you were aware (?) that my sister was banned even though the last five comments from her account were ones I made because I was too lazy to log out and then back in ( ... )

nanikore September 30 2005, 20:46:22 UTC

I think it's probably a good idea to use your own account when doing these things, unless you want to confuse people.

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nanikore October 15 2005, 05:38:39 UTC

Sure :)

what's that clicking noise on the line? strixx January 24 2006, 05:06:15 UTC

Ah, so this is now a private club, except for the NSA, the CIA, the FBI, Homeland Security, the DOJ, and the DOD?

Lovely!

I read your info - noticed the TIA change from total to terrorism; very handy for them, considering they never stopped using it anyway.
Pfft.

I see that you took that Myers-Brigg thing, too - I got 'visionary', 1% of population, but don't remember what letter combination it was. (probably I D I O T) I found scoring as a visionary more palatable than, say, 'parasitic organism' or 'dunderhead'.

Re: what's that clicking noise on the line? nanikore January 24 2006, 19:35:51 UTC

Mannnnnn those peeps would go through the trouble of getting the password for my itsy bitsy journal? How flattering, if that's the case. Flattering in a very DUMB way, but flattering.

Those Myers-Brigg tests are total jokes. I've gotten like 7 different results thus far, and I'm no schizo either (...at least I'm pretty sure I'm not).

Re: what's that clicking noise on the line? strixx January 25 2006, 04:19:25 UTC

Hey, just because you make it private doesn't mean they don't get some index of topics/keywords for all journals from LJ; all they need is a security letter requesting it, and you would never know.
That is no more far-fetched than any of the other crap they've been doing.

Re: what's that clicking noise on the line? nanikore January 25 2006, 06:57:46 UTC

yeah

It's just that I haven't talked about anything that would trigger some kind of alarm

Of course, I *could* go to a military supply site and just start cutting and pasting their text onto my journal if I'm bored enough

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