You two -- you know who you are -- aren't fooling me, alright. Even if you have the same messed up homo humor I know you're not the same person, so give it up. Your joke is capslock LAME.

BUT.

Dammit, why didn't I ever get her name? You know who YOU are. You, me: Prom. You know you wanna.

Man, college parties are freaking awesome. I kinda forgot what all happened in the morning, but that's part of what made it so great. I'm playin' with the big boys now, yo. I'm so proud of us, Moegi. XD ( Read more... )

Man, you guys all suck. Costume unknown my ass! How can you guys not recognize the absolute genius of someone going as a ninja pirate? Come on!

Whatever. Least I got away from the old hag in time to plant the eyeball shaving cream puffs I made after blowing up the kitchen gods know how many times. Yeah, I went there. Hope y'all liked them ( Read more... )

Mom and Dad told me high school was going to be tough and the high would wear off after a week or two but, you know? High school is still awesome when I'm not dodging wannabe bullies. Piece of uneaten untouched cake.

I need to start coming up with my master plan for school domination. That'll be sweet.