[Lady appears on the screen, looking distinctly dishevelled and even more grumpy.]

Does anyone have any hints for getting that bitch to stay away from my bed? My back is killing me, these sofas aren't meant for comfort.

And is anyone up for a grocery run? I need coffee, and I don't know the way.
Nor do I fancy meeting any of the local populace by ( Read more... )

Hello? Is this thing even on?
[There's the click of buttons being pressed. She's never used a BlackBerry before]
Dante, if this is some kinda messed-up joke, I'm not laughing. I-
[A sudden frantic rustling, the sound of footsteps, then doors being yanked open and slammed shut again. She's obviously searching for something.]
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You know the drill. Concrit?