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Still up baking. And I keep fucking everything up.
*sigh*
Oh, to be asleep in a warm cozy bed.........

It is 11:35pm and I am making pumpkin pie.
WHAT THE FUCK

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Also, I had a dream last night that I went to a restaurant called Pan Peking and had Chinese pizza.

Happy To-fuckin-furkey day, almost...!

I have become aware, in the present downpour, of a small hole in the bottom of my right shoe that lets in surprisingly large amounts of water. Hence, Payless.com has become a default Internet visit. New shoes must be found ( Read more... )

You know you've had a long weekend when you want to title your analytical essay for your Latin American History class
Cortes in the Valley of Mexico: A Spanish Penis Rejoices at Newfound Fertility.

*sigh*

La noche yegua cansada ( Read more... )