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Jul 27, 2007 01:03

Lock up your daughters - and your sons, actually - hide the hard liquor and the drugs - bollocks, I knew I forgot to do something - because Spider Dijon is back in town, and he's got a thirst on him like an angry horse ( Read more... )

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bikinuswax July 26 2007, 16:15:03 UTC
You can hit on me and hit me.

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naboo_thats_who July 26 2007, 16:17:14 UTC
That's why I like you, girlface.

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bikinuswax July 26 2007, 16:24:21 UTC
Not as much as you like Nathan Barley.

I am one giant pouty-pout.

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naboo_thats_who July 26 2007, 16:27:28 UTC
If you leave someone hanging for such a long time, you can't be surprised if they fall into other hands.

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well_bum July 26 2007, 16:15:49 UTC
Fine, whatever. Go and fuck Spider, see if I care.

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naboo_thats_who July 26 2007, 16:18:34 UTC
Silly boy.

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magic_8balls July 26 2007, 17:54:20 UTC
what? barley-man, you are crazy. naboo is not telling complete truths, spider does not make love to men! i am all about the women, trust me. (it was not my fault in the barn, anyone would have made that mistake in the dark and with the dress! it does not change the way i am, which is very very straight!)

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capt_margaret July 26 2007, 18:58:56 UTC
It was NOT a dress! Besides, you have not always been very, very straight, Spider Dijon. There was a time when we started out in the music industry where you propositioned Carlos Santana in a very inappropriate manner.

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clairesicle July 26 2007, 16:17:44 UTC
Why am I hiding?

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naboo_thats_who July 26 2007, 16:19:21 UTC
From the sex-crazed Mexican with the dreadlocks? I don't think he'd really rape you - or not intentionally - but you never know.

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clairesicle July 26 2007, 16:21:26 UTC
Okay, I'll hide. Sounds like a good idea anyway.

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naboo_thats_who July 26 2007, 16:22:44 UTC
We'll introduce you later after the shore-leave insanity has worn off a bit.

Thank someone you've lost your double Ds, though. He can sniff those out from a mile off.

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magic_8balls July 26 2007, 17:49:43 UTC
heey, you bet i'm back in town! and ready to shake things up just like the old days, too! where IS rudi, anyway? we should find him and take him to the pub whether he wants to go or not.

and hey, don't worry, naboo, spider dijon does not need to rape women! i won't be doing anything with this claire lady unless she wants me to, you know? and they ALL want me to, eventually. heheheh.

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clairesicle July 26 2007, 17:56:58 UTC
... I don't think he should worry about it, either.

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magic_8balls July 26 2007, 18:16:14 UTC
what do you mean by this?

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clairesicle July 26 2007, 18:20:03 UTC
Um, nothing, I'm sure.

Well... on second thought, since you asked, I meant that you're probably not my type.

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capt_margaret July 26 2007, 19:02:11 UTC
The pub? I am not sure...they are such noisy places, and crowded...fiery biscuits all over the place...

Ebola has gone. For a long time, it would seem. I guess I could use a little cheering up. Provided you control Spider!

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naboo_thats_who July 27 2007, 02:27:24 UTC
Ha, no one can control Spider, come on. Maybe you, a bit, but definitely not me.

Bring out that new and improved Rudi - let's get trashed and start fights, come on! Spider's back in town, it's time for a celebration!

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