Lock up your daughters - and your sons, actually - hide the hard liquor and the drugs - bollocks, I knew I forgot to do something - because Spider Dijon is back in town, and he's got a thirst on him like an angry horse
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what? barley-man, you are crazy. naboo is not telling complete truths, spider does not make love to men! i am all about the women, trust me. (it was not my fault in the barn, anyone would have made that mistake in the dark and with the dress! it does not change the way i am, which is very very straight!)
It was NOT a dress! Besides, you have not always been very, very straight, Spider Dijon. There was a time when we started out in the music industry where you propositioned Carlos Santana in a very inappropriate manner.
heey, you bet i'm back in town! and ready to shake things up just like the old days, too! where IS rudi, anyway? we should find him and take him to the pub whether he wants to go or not.
and hey, don't worry, naboo, spider dijon does not need to rape women! i won't be doing anything with this claire lady unless she wants me to, you know? and they ALL want me to, eventually. heheheh.
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I am one giant pouty-pout.
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Thank someone you've lost your double Ds, though. He can sniff those out from a mile off.
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and hey, don't worry, naboo, spider dijon does not need to rape women! i won't be doing anything with this claire lady unless she wants me to, you know? and they ALL want me to, eventually. heheheh.
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Well... on second thought, since you asked, I meant that you're probably not my type.
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Ebola has gone. For a long time, it would seem. I guess I could use a little cheering up. Provided you control Spider!
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Bring out that new and improved Rudi - let's get trashed and start fights, come on! Spider's back in town, it's time for a celebration!
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