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Just to prove that I'm not as crap as everyone thinks I am - in the midst of all this flat business, me and Pingu and Vince took a carpet up to that asylum that Claire's in. (I'm sure 'asylum' isn't the right word, but it's better than they were calling them in my day ( Read more... ) -
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If you've not had your fill of mind-altering magical times quite yet, then you'll be happy to know I'm dealing again. Kirk brought me the freshest of the fresh, and I've spent all week mixing potions and griding powders ( Read more... ) -
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What's going on? Who's been using my face? Someone's been having expressions in my face, and it's all out of shape. My cheeks hurt. Who was it? Own up.
And my legs hurt too. Someone's been renting out my body for marathons. My thighs ache like nobody's business.
What's that hideous noise coming from Rudi's room?
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This madness - and it is madness, believe me - continues.
The Master is pregnant. I have seen him, and it is true. And he is human. I'm not sure how it could be possible - there are ways to hide, of course, we all know that, but they all involve losing a part of yourself and who you are. The Master remembers who he is, utterly.
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Well, let's see, shall we? New regeneration - the hairstyle's a bit peskier than I remember it being, and in fact this might be my longest hair yet. Perhaps I started out in the sixties, trying to blend in - don't really remember. Quite a lot I don't remember right now, tell the truth, but the sixties' feeling is borne out by the decor of my living ( Read more... ) -
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I've quit the Board ( Read more... ) -
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Lock up your daughters - and your sons, actually - hide the hard liquor and the drugs - bollocks, I knew I forgot to do something - because Spider Dijon is back in town, and he's got a thirst on him like an angry horse ( Read more... ) -
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Until further notice, the flat next door has been filled with colourful plastic balls and a four foot tall slide. Better that than just collecting dust, while I wait for inspiration ( Read more... ) -
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Consider me an expert at finding the bad side of everything, but all I can think of here is - maybe it'll put the council tax up?
Rudi bought me the building next door, mine, no strings attached. And it's huge! It's twice the size of our flat, easily. I mean, I could extend the shop, build another bathroom, have some actual bedrooms put in for ( Read more... )