What's going on? Who's been using my face? Someone's been having expressions in my face, and it's all out of shape. My cheeks hurt. Who was it? Own up.

And my legs hurt too. Someone's been renting out my body for marathons. My thighs ache like nobody's business.

What's that hideous noise coming from Rudi's room?

And where the hell's my turban?

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