She's totally naked, but with some strategically placed elbows. No butt-cleavage, no poon. Thighs, some rackage but no nipples, lots of midriff, and more shoulder muscle than an Angus bull.
So: she doesn't ante up anything you can't see on TV, but it still looks really, really great.
Once Whistler departs the scene, our only question is how long we will have to wait until Jessica Biel gets naked, which she does later, in a blood-smeared shower sequence that pushes buttons I'd rather you didn't know I have.
. . . We weren't supposed to know? Did I miss a memo?
And then there's more Dracula, wandering around in an open shirt like a relentlessly hetero man-child attacked by vengeful fashion designers bent on trying, without success, to make him appear sexy and bicurious. Because we all know from reading Anne Rice that vampires have to be bisexual. Or at least be snappy dressers.
I want a dumpy, nebbish master villain vampire who scares the daylights out of people. *pouts at you*
All that stuff about Wesley . . . well, THAT explains a lot!
You're right . . . Snarky Guy was a vampire, wasn't he? I just kept thinking that couldn't be right.
>>And were you thinking of yelling at the screen as Blade as soon as Whistler died AGAIN, "Damn, that's the third one I've lost! Do you know how hard Whistler's are to come by!?"
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So: she doesn't ante up anything you can't see on TV, but it still looks really, really great.
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And I sympathize with the nekkedhotchickcoveredinbloodintheshowercausingarousal thing.
We all have a bit of Darkness in our souls.
For some of us it rises to the surface on a regular basis.
For others, we only manage to keep it hidden with effort...
;-)
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Rrrowllll.....
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. . . We weren't supposed to know? Did I miss a memo?
And then there's more Dracula, wandering around in an open shirt like a relentlessly hetero man-child attacked by vengeful fashion designers bent on trying, without success, to make him appear sexy and bicurious. Because we all know from reading Anne Rice that vampires have to be bisexual. Or at least be snappy dressers.
I want a dumpy, nebbish master villain vampire who scares the daylights out of people. *pouts at you*
"cockjuggling thundercunt"
That's up there with "cunt pimples."
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1) You made me spew water out of my nose with laughter. Thanks, I needed that.
2) Lucian is one scruffy wolfy sex god.
That is all. :)
Oh yes, Blessed Solstice and Happy Holidays!
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2) Oh, Hell yeah!
Happy Yule!
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You're right . . . Snarky Guy was a vampire, wasn't he? I just kept thinking that couldn't be right.
>>And were you thinking of yelling at the screen as Blade as soon as Whistler died AGAIN, "Damn, that's the third one I've lost! Do you know how hard Whistler's are to come by!?"
*drops water on floor*
*dies laughing*
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XD
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