Return of the Vampire, Chapter One: In Which I Prove I Can Write Badly!

[naamah_darling]

Sargon and I went to the annual writers' meeting and Christmas fling on Saturday, toting along for-real homemade cookies. There we gathered for the ritual dirty-santa gift exchange. I feel very merry now, actually. We stole Buffy Season 7, and managed to keep hold of it. I am a happy panda. And I got hold of a Frank Frazetta calendar, too,

Comments

[miz_anneliese]

OMG those are pure, unabashed tripe! And yet... and yet... literary masterpieces for that very reason!

Very funny. You've made it so going back to work isn't quite as painful.

[x__kes__x]

um... wow.

wow.

yeah...

[levi]

*dies and is dead*

[kittyblue]

BWAHahahahahahah! *falls out of her chair*

*snrk*

Man, up until this post, I figured my writing was average, not too bad. Chock-full of Mary Sues taking themselves seriously, but. . . I'm finding my serious writing sounds like this. Oh dear.

I like Sargon's bit on the blindfold. That was just silly. ^_^

[naamah_darling]

I'm sure you aren't that bad.

If it's any comfort, my pulp writing sounds a lot like my fragment, too, just not so overwrought.

[kittyblue]

Well, I've got a handful of what-I-do-instead-of-taking-notes-in-class over at miss_mendacious if you want gratuitous crap to poke through. (There's also my deadjournal, but it's old and outdated and not even humorously sucky. )

I like yer writing, though. ^_^ It's fun!

[cissa]

In her 4,376 years as Lady High-Mistress of Foreplay, ... she had practiced every art of bondage on her many lovers, and mastered some of them.

*choke* SOME of them. In 4 millenia. Oh. My. Gods.

I adore you!