"Squick" is also the noise balloons make when they rub together.

[naamah_darling]

New Adventurotica.com article! Not My Thing. Best first line ever.

Comments

[almostwitty]

I was a erotica reviews editor for six months waaaay back in the early days of the Internet when I was young. Probably the best time to get into it, really.

So how does one get paid for writing this stuff these days? :)

[naamah_darling]

Sadly, other than the DIY approach, I have no frigging idea. I got out of that gig a while back and have thoroughly lost my contact.

[galiyah]

Haha, nice title. I must say that I don't get the balloon thing. But whatever, right? And yeah, some stuff I don't WANT to relate to my own fantasies.

[bloodbeauty]

heh, i've not written porn in ages, but i relate to this ^_^

[btrflysgrbaby]

Heya... I had an "advertisement" idea for you. There are a whole bunch of sex communities here on LJ. I, for example, belong to bad_sex. There are others, obviously, but that is the only one I read. I think you could feasibly pick up readers if you advertised there (well, with permission, of course). I am not personally comfortable with advertising at the one that I read because of the "bad" story reputation, but I think maybe you could bring it up as a wonderful alternative to interested parties? I thought it was an interesting idea at least, and there are over 15,000 members on that site alone. Worth thinking about?

Sadly, bad_sex is the reason I have an LJ in the first place. That makes me sound horribly pathetic. =P

[flewellyn]

That IS the best opening line ever.