Comments | naamah_darling: A completely disgusting entry. Consider that your warning.

naamah_darling

A completely disgusting entry. Consider that your warning.

Feb 23, 2011 04:54

It will not surprise anyone who has ever owned or known a longhaired cat to learn that Tazendra gets dingleberries stuck in her butt fur. Tonight she brought home the motherlode. I will be damned if a single nugget of it reached the litter. So, in the middle of trying to watch a movie and prepare the next fever_dreams update, I suddenly have a lapful of ( Read more... )

menstruation, griping

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naath February 23 2011, 11:44:58 UTC

I think our ancestors were mostly either too pregnant or too malnourished to have periods. Lucky ancestors.

wiccarowan February 23 2011, 11:54:28 UTC

I remember one of my psychology professors at uni making some comment along the grounds of "modern women have really brought periods on themselves by choosing not to start getting pregnant at 14 and carry on til they die". Which, I suppose, is technically true. But I'm surprised the collective evil stares of 150 women didn't fry him on the spot.

naath February 23 2011, 12:07:51 UTC

I have turned to SCIENCE to prevent myself from having periods, although I realise I'm lucky to not have any of the nasty side effects that some women find come along with.

(and this, this is my fucking flying car; 'cos man, periods sucked when I had them)

wiccarowan February 23 2011, 12:31:34 UTC

I'm not allowed hormonal contraceptives any more (migraines) so my options are surgery or babies. Or hang on another few years for the menopause! My periods suck a lot less since I had my laparoscopy, thank fuck.

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isabelknight February 23 2011, 11:49:34 UTC

Look, I usually make a sincere effort not to all-caps fan-girl at you when you're bleeding from the twat, but OMFG, I am loving your bean nighe interpretation. Especially as I would probably feel like doing the face-stabbing myself should someone give me a hard time as I scrubbed desperately at my panties under those circumstances.

rikibeth February 23 2011, 11:50:37 UTC

OH MY GOD best explanation of the bean nighe EVER.

Hope your panties survive, and that this isn't a sign of something more dire than a period.

pythia February 23 2011, 12:22:43 UTC

That bean nighe idea? Needs to be a short story.

cissa February 26 2011, 23:27:53 UTC

It REALLY does!

lots42 February 23 2011, 12:40:09 UTC

Eddie-Dog used to get dingleberries something awful. Not sure why this stopped but lord am I grateful.