Dreams: actually, that's a perfectly valid question edition.

[naamah_darling]

The context is long-gone, and I remember nothing else about the dream, but I woke up to this written on my bedside paper:

I am invited to a game of hide and seek. I point to my ass and quip: "How in the hell do you hide something that big?!" Everyone laughs.
I may have body image issues, and there are days when I have a hard time, but it is

Comments

[shadowflyer]

I have a friend who's an insurance agent, who had a client once threaten to send his dog to bite her ass next time she showed up. Without missing a beat she answered, "It had better be a big dog."

[naamah_darling]

*LMFAO*

Oh, that's wonderful!

[malruniel11]

As a very large woman who is a nanny/babysitter, I get to play hide and seek a lot. Let me tell you, there are so very few hiding places that work to hide my rear end, it's not funny! What is funny is when you just go along with it and hide somewhere that doesn't hide you anyway, and the three year old comes up and "finds" you, and says, "babysitter, you're too big to hide anywhere." Thank God I have a sense of humor!

[apocalypticbob]

I like to paint dark and light green stripes on my naked ass and hide in a watermelon patch.

*nods wisely*

[naamah_darling]

*lmfao*

Why didn't I think of that?!

Now I kinda want watermelon pants.

[flewellyn]

HA!

[lots42]

With an ass like that, who'd want it to be hidden?

[naamah_darling]

I know, right!?