Dreams: monomaniacal werewolf pirate hates Dickens edition

[naamah_darling]

Last night I dreamed that my entire high school class was kidnapped before finals and taken to a secret location near the Christ of the Ozarks. We protested, we griped, we complained, and we were told to just wait. That help would be along any minute. So we waited and waited and nothing happened. Then it hit me. It was the final test, and we

Comments

[bonnie_rocks]

"Very well, but he should still go by Captain Pompous Cunt Dickens just to avoid confusion."

ROFLMAO!!!!!! That is beautiful. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

~*::Meow::*~

[apocalypticbob]

"...Captain X is a cunt, and monologues like he was getting paid by the queef."

This would be the point where I shot my leftover Pei Wei noodles out of my nose.

Ouch!

[pauamma]

"leftover" as in "there were previous partial noodle shots"? :-)

[dorei]

Dickens liked the sound of his own voice. Kinda like Tolkien in that respect. No wonder I'm not a real fan of either one.

[siamesegoth2]

XD This is exactly the thing I needed to read after, what has amounted to, an incredibly fucking shitty month. The second highlight was making Candy :D

[thediva_laments]

I want dreams like this. I want to wake up laughing.

[naamah_darling]

I'd heartily recommend it, except I woke up after, like, two hours of sleep. And kept doing that all night. Funny! But not restful.