See, sometimes I just like to shout out random shit to weird people out, but then people just look at me funny. Either what I'm shouting isn't dinosaur-y enough, not shouting loud enough, or the members of my family are... used to it.
Although if I did shout loud enough to get a rise, then I'd just get punched in the face.
I routinely make what my husband calls, "baby dinosaur noises" in place of words to express affection or happiness. He thinks it's adorable. He's a little weird.
However, our friend's baby also makes dinosaur noises instead of the usual coos and giggles (though weirdly, hers sound more like adult dinosaurs). I told my friend I was relieved that her daughter already speaks a language in which I am fluent.
The "little" does not apply in this case. The baby is eight months old and already wearing 18-month-old clothes. She's not fat, just GIANT. She's also almost walking, and Supremely Determined. My friends are totally getting that parental comeuppance people talk about.
Try getting a training-chanter for learning the bagpipes. My dad brought one home, and all three cats left the living room in a hurry on the first note.
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Although if I did shout loud enough to get a rise, then I'd just get punched in the face.
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However, our friend's baby also makes dinosaur noises instead of the usual coos and giggles (though weirdly, hers sound more like adult dinosaurs). I told my friend I was relieved that her daughter already speaks a language in which I am fluent.
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*expires messily of mirth*
That is so great! And man, that sounds like an entertaining little baby.
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Of course, I have no room to point fingers, considering how often I bark, grumble, sigh, snort, hiss, purr, chirrup, coo and squeak.
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Apparently, the parasaurolophus is less frightening than a nine-pound cat.
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