You're reminding me of my father... when I was a child, he got reprimanded by my mother for saying fuck too many times in my presence... so he started to get creative - and came up with classics like "die you huge dirt covered mother of a turkey moron!"
My mom was never thrilled - but it was better than having me reciting 4-letter swear words in school...
Genius Fucker You scored 23 relevance and 17 creativity!
People get on my case about my bucket mouth. But most of it is upbringing: when my mother got mad at me for swearing (which she always did), she'd ask "Where in the fuck did you learn to talk like that? I'll wash your goddamn mouth out with soap if you don't stop that shit!"
She always wanted to know where I learned this shit, and I was always just like, "Bitch, I have a sister 8 years older than me who taught me everything she knows about swearing, and she learned it from my dad, who is pretty good at it himself. All my friends are older than me, and you let me watch Eddie Murphy and George Carlin on Cinemax. So I don't know. Where the fuck do you THINK I learned it?"
My mom went through phases where she didn't want me to swear. I'd just shrug it off. Whatever. As long as I can turn it off when I want to, right?
Ironically, I was frequently told that no man would want a girl who swore like that.
I swear far too much, i swear at the animals, and objects round the house. My husband is used to it, but i need to curtail it a little these days. As cute as it would be, i don't need my 5 year old spawn calling his friends an ugly, pig fucking, little cum bucket.
Swearing is like therapy, in just two or three ( hundred) variations of swearing, you feel so much better. People say that those who swear have a limited vocabulary. To them i say they are wrong, i know lots of words, and i still preffere fuck !
Some people swear using repetitive or stupid words. They have a favorite trio of slang terms, or whatever, and that IS stupid and uncreative. Like calling someone "fat," or using racial slurs is (aside from being bigoted) often just subliterate shorthand for calling someone a really inventive name.
It's all in how you use it.
Even my own parents, profane as they sometimes were, didn't swear around me that much. There's an age at which you really can't swear around kids, because they'll pick it up and use it. Mostly when they are either 1) not old enough yet to understand good/bad words or 2) are old enough but enjoy the hell out of not caring (this was me).
My feeling is that you should not swear until you are old enough to start learning how to use it properly. I started at 8 or 10, and really got going at around 16, when I started driving.
"Ugly, pig-fucking little cum-bucket" is fantastic. That goes in the stack for sure!
My little one swears in two languages, French and english, we ignore it and it stops for a while. Telling them no, is like saying sure go ahead !! we found that out the hard way.
But here in France it's swearing all day everyday on TV/Radio Putain *fuck* is the favorite right now, and it's been on just before of just after the cartoons, so it's hopeless.
I must admit, the French are REALLY creative with their swearing, and it sounds sexy. I can now swear *looks absurdly proud* fluently in English, broad scots and french.
Thank you for your confession; I no longer feel quite so bad about not being able to come up with anything better than "Skunk fucking son of a bitch" on spur of the moment occasions.
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My mom was never thrilled - but it was better than having me reciting 4-letter swear words in school...
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That's like what my sister and I learned to do: no actual foul language, just a tirade of foul sounding language and often disgusting acts.
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You scored 23 relevance and 17 creativity!
People get on my case about my bucket mouth. But most of it is upbringing: when my mother got mad at me for swearing (which she always did), she'd ask "Where in the fuck did you learn to talk like that? I'll wash your goddamn mouth out with soap if you don't stop that shit!"
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She always wanted to know where I learned this shit, and I was always just like, "Bitch, I have a sister 8 years older than me who taught me everything she knows about swearing, and she learned it from my dad, who is pretty good at it himself. All my friends are older than me, and you let me watch Eddie Murphy and George Carlin on Cinemax. So I don't know. Where the fuck do you THINK I learned it?"
My mom went through phases where she didn't want me to swear. I'd just shrug it off. Whatever. As long as I can turn it off when I want to, right?
Ironically, I was frequently told that no man would want a girl who swore like that.
Uh-huh.
I see.
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I think women should swear fluently, and often, because it's frankly stupid that it's regarded as "unfeminine." I simply don't understand that.
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I swear far too much, i swear at the animals, and objects round the house. My husband is used to it, but i need to curtail it a little these days. As cute as it would be, i don't need my 5 year old spawn calling his friends an ugly, pig fucking, little cum bucket.
Swearing is like therapy, in just two or three ( hundred) variations of swearing, you feel so much better. People say that those who swear have a limited vocabulary. To them i say they are wrong, i know lots of words, and i still preffere fuck !
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It's all in how you use it.
Even my own parents, profane as they sometimes were, didn't swear around me that much. There's an age at which you really can't swear around kids, because they'll pick it up and use it. Mostly when they are either 1) not old enough yet to understand good/bad words or 2) are old enough but enjoy the hell out of not caring (this was me).
My feeling is that you should not swear until you are old enough to start learning how to use it properly. I started at 8 or 10, and really got going at around 16, when I started driving.
"Ugly, pig-fucking little cum-bucket" is fantastic. That goes in the stack for sure!
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But here in France it's swearing all day everyday on TV/Radio Putain *fuck* is the favorite right now, and it's been on just before of just after the cartoons, so it's hopeless.
I must admit, the French are REALLY creative with their swearing, and it sounds sexy. I can now swear *looks absurdly proud* fluently in English, broad scots and french.
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