The Gods Awaken (actually, they are dead, and rolling in their graves . . .)

[naamah_darling]

13) The Gods Awaken, by Allan Cole, 404 pagesThere are not words enough to express my loathing. Out of sheer spite, I as of this moment declare that the first two books, no matter what I said previously, are utter shite. Big, fat zeros. And this one . . . oh, this is the stuff that sticks to the side of a ferret’s litter pan and requires

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[fiere]

The mental image of you sitting reading a book shrieking "Yes! Yes! Burn! DIE! ALL OF YOU FUCKING DIE!!!" just sent me into a hysteric fit of giggles.

Really.

It's stuff like this that gives me the urge to try to get some of my own stuff published. I mean, if this stuff sells, why the sod wouldn't mine?

[lemur_lady]

...the humorous image of the infested characters trying to relieve the itching of their spiritual ass-worms by scuttling across the carpet on their bare asses, like cats with poop stuck in their fur.

That was what set off the hysterical giggles for me :) Luckily neither of my officemates is around at the moment, and I was able to stifle myself enough that nobody else on my hall overheard and wondered what was so funny about software unit testing.

[naamah_darling]

Aaah. I'm so glad I made you laugh. I'll consider my suffering worth it. ;)

[fiere]

::snickers loudly::