13) The Gods Awaken, by Allan Cole, 404 pagesThere are not words enough to express my loathing. Out of sheer spite, I as of this moment declare that the first two books, no matter what I said previously, are utter shite. Big, fat zeros. And this one . . . oh, this is the stuff that sticks to the side of a ferret’s litter pan and requires
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Really.
It's stuff like this that gives me the urge to try to get some of my own stuff published. I mean, if this stuff sells, why the sod wouldn't mine?
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That was what set off the hysterical giggles for me :) Luckily neither of my officemates is around at the moment, and I was able to stifle myself enough that nobody else on my hall overheard and wondered what was so funny about software unit testing.
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You write well enough line-by-line to get published, and ANYTHING you plotted would be more coherent than this gelid mass of walrus snot.
My advice? Write your ass off and show this git up before he publishes another book and forces me to hunt him down and kill him.
I have a cult, dammit! Can't I declare a fatwa and have my fanatics murder him?
ARRRGH!
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Maybe I will.
Yes!
...As long as you supply the weapons, that is.
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Can we use a lamprey? Those things are nasty.
Failing that: flesh-eating scarabs like the ones in the Mummy movies. Those are always good for a laugh.
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Can I wear a schoolgirl uniform too?
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Yeah! That thing totally ruled! What the Hell was it supposed to be? A yo-yo crossed with a mace? Who knows?
You know, I wonder if I still have my Catholic school uniform around.
Oh, well. Wouldn't fit, anyway. :P
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...I'm almost tempted to ask you to loan it to me.
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As soon as these @#!*% cramps stop, I'll go dig for them.
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No, really. If I do find the outfits, I'll get pictures taken. I just don't think I'll get my dad to do it this time. That would be a little weird even for him. O_o
I may have to take the damn skirts in before I do it, though. I used to wear a 36-inch waist, but I've cut 7 inches off that. That's some major adjusting.
Or it'll have to be a hip-hugging pleated plaid skirt. And those tops are always really short, so they'd show my midriff.
THIS IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.
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...How so? Schoolgirl uniforms are anything but wrong.
Ehehe.
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