WHY?

[naamah_darling]

I cleaned and rearranged my work area the other day, and in the process I raked over several years' worth of accumulated papers and odd notes. I am still puzzling over the meaning of a piece of paper I found. At the top, in my handwriting, it said

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[swamp_dragon]

Perhaps it was from a pirate story idea and you wanted to know why people would drink their own pee after being at sea too long?

Hey, Me, too!

[machate]

I'm cleaning out the extra bedroom to make room so I can test the new PC I just bought, and I found a scrap of paper that had a list of things, that for whatever reason, happened to be important at the time.

The list consists of:
Aborted Fetus
Asses
Blind Ref (questionable, as I can't read my own writing soetimes)
Cereal Killer
Chick Magnet
Death on Vacation
Dr. Pepper
Drivers License

That's one helluva shopping list...

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[naamah_darling]

That is completely perplexing!

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[machate]

Yeah. I have NFI what I was trying to remember by writing that...

It's in alphabetical order, though... That's even stranger..

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[naamah_darling]

It implies that it's a second draft. Freaky.

[camel_pimp]

Maybe you made the note to specifically freak you out in the future when you found it again. I've done that.

[naamah_darling]

That would be like me, yes.

[commanderd]

When cleaning muck off my desk (the usual disgorged coffee and sandwiches due to laughing too hard at the idiocy of others) I've found call notes from last year.

Owing to the content of some of them I'm led to believe that my mind must wander into some pretty odd realms whilst I am delving through Word 2003 settings - I'm still not sure where the words from 'Fun Dance' from Labyrinth came from.

It could have been pure stream of thought - going from something perfectly harmless like Zombie Goat Bukkake, then to 'that would make me sick' then to 'is it likely you'd shit yourself while puking?' then to 'what if you piss yourself?' to 'gross, some people drink that stuff!!'.

And then the train of thought derails so you put the last known location down on a piece of paper for later and voila! There is your note that makes no sense when read several years later...

[naamah_darling]

XD

Yeah, that's how my brain works. If "works" is the word you want to use for it!

[spacezombie]

"Fun Dance"? What is "Fun Dance"?

If you mean the thing with the goblins and Jareth throwing the baby, that's "Magic Dance".

Sorry. Favorite movie.

[commanderd]

*slaps forehead*

Thanks for the correction - I really couldn't remember the title of the song, can remember all the lyrics, but not the title.

[ms_daisy_cutter]

going from something perfectly harmless like Zombie Goat Bukkake

Yes, perfectly harmless. Although you don't want to get any of that powdered arrow toxin on you, lest you yourself become one of the walking undead who lets goats spoo in their faces.