Of Humiliated Vampires, Fat Ninjas, and Wu-Shu Bellydancers!

[naamah_darling]

I should be exercising, really I should.

But I just got up, and I have to tell absolutely everyone about these dreams. Even though the first one will probably not make much sense to you, it is still amusing

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[naamah_darling]

::rofl::

I would love to hear that produced.

My zils could not destroy so much as a fly. I am terrible with them. Well, not true. Sometimes they go flying off my fingers and hurtle past the skulls of random passers-by.

They also scare the shit out of my cats.

[swamp_dragon]

But what I want to know is - are the cats more frightened of your zils or of the fact that you like to chase them with dildos?

[naamah_darling]

The zils are far louder. The cats run in terror. Buzzing, vibrating things only get the Sneer of Feline Disdain, followed by a slow stalk out. Though pressing a hard metal vibrator set on "high" against a cat's skull does make a highly amusing sound.

Hey, you use it on your pussy, right?

[swamp_dragon]

::digs out vibe::
"Heeeere, kitty kitty kitty."
"Mew...?"
::waves sex-toy::
::stares aghast::
::runs away::
I didn't get a sneer.
::tries to keep straight face, fails::
He licked it.
::facepalm::
::dies::
Thank gawd no one else was around to see that.

[naamah_darling]

Oh, shit!!!

::rofl::

I would metaquotes you, but it's A)embarrassing, and B)I need more people around here like I need a hole in the head.

My cats are evil. They sneer. It's neat-o.

[rimestock]

Present for you!

[naamah_darling]

Perfect.

[rimestock]

*attempts to whistle innocently again*

[naamah_darling]

O_o

That is just . . . disturbing!

::roflmao::

[rimestock]

I'm gonna guess that you, with your intelligent and utterly filthy mind, shall be able to figure out the inspiration.

Especially when I explain that I have a bad habit of reading HP fanfiction.

*winces*

[rastigi]

Hey, you use it on your pussy, right?
Oh god. Thats too much. Someone's going to come over here and see why I can't stop laughing in a minute.

[hangingfire]

If we ever get the resources to record that thing and stick mp3s up somewhere, I'll be sure to let you know. It's funny as hell.

I never did learn how to use zils without causing Major Havoc. And some of my friends have massive resentment about them -- not due to me, but due to a rather bad dancer at a local restaurant. Even the best zil work would drive you batty if the dancer insisted on standing right behind you and practically clanging them in your ears.

[naamah_darling]

PAINFUL!

I'm getting the hang of it. But it still ain't pretty.