fucking fuck fuck work fuckstick

[n2plus6]

Fuck I'm going into work early. I should have just told my boss to fuck it. I've got to do the three S's before 11 now. I hate shaving. If I were a Quaker, Muslim, a fucking hippy, Orthodox Jew, lumberjack, bearded lady, crazy homeless guy or Castro I wouldn't have to fucking shave

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[hehateme2001]

I had a buddy named Will when I was in the navy. We got out about the same time. He hated shaving. He told me that when his enlistment was up, he was never, ever going to shave again.

I saw a picture of him a few years back. He looks like ZZ Top or a taliban man. He wasn't joking.

[n2plus6]

I just needed to work on increasing my profanity numbers before the end of the month. No time for love for this Dr. Jones if he doesn't shave his gnarly face.

[day_walker]

Anger management, N2!

I don't understand those people who never work either. Where do they get their money? Money trees? Where are these money trees?

[n2plus6]

That's enough from you miss fag hag jetsetter. Just playing, this couple I mentioned seriously puts back the top shelf hooch by the gallon. They have to drop a grand a month on booze alone. Obviously, I meet them through my job. He's a Jazz Guitarist/composer/freelance music transcriber. She does freelance editing and recently worked for MKE, but now does some writing for the Shepherd. But come on, can you really just work out of your house like that? Sign me up.

[day_walker]

Wow, they must live in a cardboard box. There's not much money in either of their gigs. Are they slingin' dope on the side! Who knows!

[n2plus6]

I think it annoys Tea more than myself. Stephanie actually complained about having to go on a cruise with Jason and his Parents. This put the "Jeez, must be nice" needle in the red. They always make jokes about being starving artists, but maybe they are selling drugs on the side. They are married and in their early thirties, but both of their parents are filthy rich.

n2 plus n6 = n8

[discreet_charm]

by the way, i spoke too quickly in my earlier comment that n2 plus 6 would equal 6n2, that's just silly. but n2 plus 6 still does not equal n8.

i'm pretty stoked about this vegan wine idea, it gives me more reason to take up drinking wine on a regular basis.

Re: n2 plus n6 = n8

[n2plus6]

Estaban, The whole n2plus6=n8 thing is just an idiotic play on my name. No scientific notation implied.

The vegan wine idea will be challenging. I've contacted one winery already, and have yet to hear back. The good news is that some of the wines on the linked site Mike gave me are commercialy available in Wisconsin, and not just Yellow Tail.

Re: n2 plus n6 = n8

[tubyred]

aha! so that's the magic of yellow tail! it's vegan! (does that mean it's also kosher?)

Re: n2 plus n6 = n8

[n2plus6]

No not kosher you faux Jew princess.

[jessiejean]

What are S's? I have no idea what you do for work.

[n2plus6]

Shit shower shave... It's me Nate Norfolk

[jessiejean]

hi nate. I had no idea it was you. Hi.