Does anyone from these parts ever remember it being this hot in October before? The only days I’ve worn a jacket in the last month are when it was full force tsunami weather. What’s going on? Not that I’m complaining, it just seems to be a little creepy. Global Warming is just some myth created by liberals because they hate our freedom right?

I want Tea to come home and snuggle with me. I found a neck brace at my parents apartment when we helped them move. If I wear it to work you think they'll let me go home?

Anyone that knows me is aware of the fact that most of the time I look like a complete slob. Not a fat filthy slob, just a thin dirty dude. Thinking about the past I realize that I went through different stages of scrubiness ( Read more... )

I've been summoned to write an article about October fest beers pro bono. While this intrigues me and I feel that there are many interesting tidbits to offer regarding such a heralded beverage, I'm reluctant to light a fire under my own ass and get crackin' at the work I will not be monetarily compensated for. My question to all of you out there in ( Read more... )

After finally getting my dial-up connection running, I am graced with the reminder of how much I fucking hate computers. The home office that Tea and I share is a post-modern hell hole for recently outdated technology to rest in hope of resurection. Beside me is a scanner we got for free. It is the size of a wheelbarrow. I don't know how to stop my ( Read more... )

Last week I caught my boss lying to me. At first I shrugged it off, but now it has sunk in to this place that is deep inside of me that forces me to ponder my relationship with him. I had been nagging him to finish the program for a wine tasting we we're going to do the next day. He had to fax it to some woman that was going to actually print the ( Read more... )

Fuck I'm going into work early. I should have just told my boss to fuck it. I've got to do the three S's before 11 now. I hate shaving. If I were a Quaker, Muslim, a fucking hippy, Orthodox Jew, lumberjack, bearded lady, crazy homeless guy or Castro I wouldn't have to fucking shave ( Read more... )

Last night I went out for a very good friend's birthday. He and I didn't get to talk much. In fact, he and I haven't been talking much. I know this is inevitable, some friendships just drift apart and then drift back like a comet making it's slow eliptical orbit around a star. Right now I feel that I can only see this friend with the aid of giant ( Read more... )

I think I owe Haven a drink.

I need to find some info on the local group the panic. Rumor has it that they broke up. Does anyone know if this is true?