X IS FOR XENOPHILIUS LOVEGOOD!!

[mywitch]

Presenting a special "No Feet, No Toes" edition of The ABCs of Severus Snape, Village Broom!

It's a well-known fact that when Xenophilius Lovegood asks you if you want to go to the jungle and lick toads, you fucking goooo.

NSFW!!

Comments

[lenaa1987]

Ohoooooooooo well done! Yummy yummy yum! I am so wishing that we could just double up the alphabet or something 😩 this can't finiiiiiiish

[teddyradiator]

I second that - I'm getting extremely verklempt that we are almost at the end.

[lenaa1987]

Mate I've been looking at the tellie wondering who else I'd like to take a ride on the broom. So far have settled on Eric Bana and Helen Mirren. I fear this is a habit I won't be breaking soon.

[too_dle_oo]

You know, people need their numbers just as much as their alphabet.

1 - ?
2 - Patil twins
3 - ?
4 - Hogwarts ghosts
5 - ?
6 - ?
7 - ?
8 - ?
9 - Portraits in the Headmaster's Office
10 - Vines of Devil's Snare

[theimpossiblegl]

Okay, witch, you turned me into a believer.

I completely have jungle fever!!!! Where are my green crayons!!

[mywitch]

Get you some!
Happy to share my jungle fever - pass it on!

[adelaidearcher]

That's bloody brilliant! Yum! And the look on that poor toad's face is completely cracking me up 😂

[mywitch]

Thanks so much. LOL, I was thinking about that time that Homer Simpson licked a toad--I remember the toad looking fairly uncomfortable with the whole situation.

[teddyradiator]

You, my friend, are a fucking genius.

And Severus' tongue - the tongue! Oh geez.

I like how Xeno is a little bigger and beefier than Severus - the DH necklace, the uncut cock - damn, I just keep seeing things to mack out over. Yeah, the look on the toad's face is all, "Oh hell, guys, gimme a break."

And the gorgeous scenery! They look so gorgeous standing in the water! Even though you can't see their feet, I KNOW they're there, yanno?

I'm kinda glad now that Luna didn't win in the "L"s. Daughter and Father - I think Sev would have found that a little too creepy, and this is hotter than hell.

Another fantastic piece, m'dear. This book is so going to be a masterpiece. ♥ ♥

[mywitch]

Thank you so much. :D

I think I have a thing for drawing Severus with his tongue out. I certainly do it often enough. Poor man didn't get enough ice cream cones as a child.

And I am glad you like Xeno - he really grew on me while I was drawing this. I was in the mood for something meaty, so what the hell! Pump up the volume, yo.

[arwitchywoman]

And all along I thought Xenophilius was a skinny little thing. I guess operating a heavy printing press builds the abs.
But those phalli - gimmee!

[mywitch]

I know, right? Wouldn't be a bad plan to follow those guys the next time they take off on a toad-licking adventure...