X IS FOR XENOPHILIUS LOVEGOOD!!

[mywitch]

Presenting a special "No Feet, No Toes" edition of The ABCs of Severus Snape, Village Broom!

It's a well-known fact that when Xenophilius Lovegood asks you if you want to go to the jungle and lick toads, you fucking goooo.

NSFW!!

Comments

[lenaa1987]

Ohoooooooooo well done! Yummy yummy yum! I am so wishing that we could just double up the alphabet or something 😩 this can't finiiiiiiish

[teddyradiator]

I second that - I'm getting extremely verklempt that we are almost at the end.

[lenaa1987]

Mate I've been looking at the tellie wondering who else I'd like to take a ride on the broom. So far have settled on Eric Bana and Helen Mirren. I fear this is a habit I won't be breaking soon.

[too_dle_oo]

You know, people need their numbers just as much as their alphabet.

1 - ?
2 - Patil twins
3 - ?
4 - Hogwarts ghosts
5 - ?
6 - ?
7 - ?
8 - ?
9 - Portraits in the Headmaster's Office
10 - Vines of Devil's Snare

[mywitch]

I thought about a numbers thing, but I hate drawing crowds, haha. Fact.

[too_dle_oo]

Ah, well! Your crowd of Severuses was pretty fab.

Out of sheer curiosity, what have been YOUR favorites? Least faves?

[mywitch]

My favorites have been: Sirius, Petunia, Lily, Minerva and Lucius.
Really, there are little pieces of all of them that I like, but the only one I kind of hate is Fred & George. To me they look like a couple of freaks that escaped from a 1930's circus.
I have a whole list of things to fix on each one of them, if I ever get that inspired, lol.
Thanks for asking!

[too_dle_oo]

Actually, I tend to think it's our turn to give back to mywitch in thanks for her brilliance. I'm not sure what that would look like... Drabbles for each of the drawings? Or... ???

[mywitch]

Yes please! Post your colored pictures! Write drabbles! Pat me on the head and tell me I'm a good girl!
winky face

[too_dle_oo]

I suppose the most fitting response would be dirty limericks.

Here's one for your Augusta drawing!

A is for Augusta
Teaching Neville was always a farce,
with his Potions skills always quite sparse.
To atone for the bust
of Nev's cauldron, Augusta
Blew Snape with her hand up his arse.

[too_dle_oo]

Wait, wait... WOW. I'm really terrible with limericks. My apologies...

X is for Xeno
In the winter, Snape fled his abode,
Like others who left when it snowed.
"Since Xeno is hung, I'll
join him in the jungle,"
Snape said as he licked a fresh toad.

[mywitch]

YES YES YES to the dirty limericks - these are fantastic! More, please.

[too_dle_oo]

C is for Charlie

This Weasley was always a jock:
Rippling muscles and hard as a rock!
To get warm by the fire,
He tied Severus' hands higher
And made the man suck on his cock.

[mywitch]

Bless you. Bless you.
**bows**

[lenaa1987]

Oh fab idea re drabbles! Oooooo. Maybe I will give that a go when the prompt fest one is done. I won't actually get to colour these but you bet I've been filling in some with my imagination hehehehe.

[mywitch]

That would be beyond fantastic! Squeal!