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I find this contraption inexplicably hilarious.

It's surprising just how dreary and frustrating life can become when a major time-waster is unceremoniously stripped out ( Read more... )

So, anyone who's followed my ever-uninteresting doings for a while is probably aware of Laszlo Hadron and the Wargod's Tomb, the space opera novel what I wrote. Those of you who have some inkling of my literary ambitions may well be aware that it's only one story in an intended series of books, only one chapter (or indeed ten) in the life and times ( Read more... )

An occasional fancy of mine,
Is the "AABBA" rhyme.*
So here's limericks three,
for you people to see.
...Perhaps I'll not bother next time.

There once was a Megalodon ( Read more... )

As the title may suggest, I've been thinking quite a bit about adaptations of video games lately. In particular, I've been thinking about movies and their viability as a proper adaptation medium. The thing is, I don't think a movie is the proper medium for a video game to be adapted to, and I think history bears me out on that ( Read more... )

This'll probably seem like a very random question... probably because it is, I suppose.

If a person holds both a doctorate and is the captain of a ship, are they properly referred to as Doctor Captain Person or Captain Doctor Person? Or simply whichever job title is currently most relevant?

I do so love receiving new toys!
Case in point: the Saboteur 66 Ultra-Wave Equaliser!! A deliciously weighty piece of kit. Some may say that I'm wasting my money on pointless plastic frippery, but I say "Pyow pyow! You're dead ( Read more... )

( I know what you're thinking, punk... )

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You may have heard that I've finally completed my 60,000-word novel, Laszlo Hadron and the Wargod's Tomb. Now, while I'm more-or-less satisfied with it (or at least sick of looking at it anymore), that doesn't mean a thing if other people don't want to read it ( Read more... )