Sneak

[mytuesday]

(Walking through the turnstyles at Comiskey yesterday)

Comiskey Security Guard: (feeling the bottom of my bag which had a bottle of Bicardi wrapped in a pair of shorts, wrapped in a shirt) Is this a bottle of water?

Me: (nervously) Yes, it is.

Comiskey Security Guard: Alright, go on.

Me: (under my breath) Sucker...

Comments

[jazzgonebad]

You know he probably knew what it was and didn't care right?

Go Twins

[tsninja]

It's two washes and counting since I left them to dry and it rained again, but that cheese is still on those pants.