Sneak
(Walking through the turnstyles at Comiskey yesterday)
Comiskey Security Guard: (feeling the bottom of my bag which had a bottle of Bicardi wrapped in a pair of shorts, wrapped in a shirt) Is this a bottle of water?
Me: (nervously) Yes, it is.
Comiskey Security Guard: Alright, go on.
Me: (under my breath) Sucker...
Comiskey Security Guard: (feeling the bottom of my bag which had a bottle of Bicardi wrapped in a pair of shorts, wrapped in a shirt) Is this a bottle of water?
Me: (nervously) Yes, it is.
Comiskey Security Guard: Alright, go on.
Me: (under my breath) Sucker...