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[parallelparrot]

You know you have a chocolate problem when you find yourself dipping your pen cap in the fondue pot so your pen tastes better when you're writing... It's both disgusting and tasty, and I would stop but I need something to keep me occupied while waiting for the chocolate croissants to finish cooking

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[amour_propre_1]

All that chocolate ruins the figure.

[parallelparrot]

My figure is none of your business.

[amour_propre_1]

It should be yours. Who wants to be seen with a pig?

[parallelparrot]

For your information the amount of physical activity I participate in keeps me in shape. I am not a pig. Jerk

[FIlter: Echo]

[yourbane]

You tell me who it is, and I give them mono. Or run them down with my wheelchair.

[Filter: Pestilence]

[parallelparrot]

It's Narcissus. Or Sebastian Nicolaou. Look at his comments to me, he won't leave me alone even though I haven't bothered him since he asked me not to!

[FIlter: Echo]

[yourbane]

I'll see what can be done about him.

He likes flattery, right?

[Filter: Pestilence]

[parallelparrot]

You will? Oh thank you! I'm so conflicted. He's so pretty, but he's so rude and mean to me.

Yes. Attention, compliments, adoration. He's a model, you know. And works with charities. He knows sign language.