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[parallelparrot]

You know you have a chocolate problem when you find yourself dipping your pen cap in the fondue pot so your pen tastes better when you're writing... It's both disgusting and tasty, and I would stop but I need something to keep me occupied while waiting for the chocolate croissants to finish cooking

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[amour_propre_1]

All that chocolate ruins the figure.

[parallelparrot]

My figure is none of your business.

[amour_propre_1]

It should be yours. Who wants to be seen with a pig?

[parallelparrot]

For your information the amount of physical activity I participate in keeps me in shape. I am not a pig. Jerk

[amour_propre_1]

So that applies now. When you get older, the harder it gets to keep that up. Shouldn't indulge so much.

[parallelparrot]

Why do you feel the need to harass me?

[amour_propre_1]

You leave yourself wide open for it. To crush your self-esteem, to taunt you for your ignorance.

[parallelparrot]

How? I have left you alone. Why won't you leave me alone as well?

[amour_propre_1]

Because you're not supposed to.

[parallelparrot]

But... you told me to, so why wouldn't I? Besides, you're not very pleasant.

[amour_propre_1]

You are irritating.

[parallelparrot]

Then stop talking to me!