Crime

Dec 05, 2007 19:10

I just [accidentally] shoplifted an avocado and some grapes from a Turkish supermarket. I am cool! I have been initiated into the seedy underbelly of life! Fuck the police! Let's bring down the government!

By the way, everyone (yes, that includes YOU) should download Panic Attack from Rob Newman's website here. It's only 22 seconds long and it ( Read more... )

robert newman, comedy, shoplifting

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inkipink December 5 2007, 19:31:22 UTC
not sure I can be friends with you anymore, seeing as you are such a brazen criminal!

a taco, mmm nice! will join you with that joint, but am just waiting to see if I'm winning on ebay!

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mystix December 5 2007, 20:03:34 UTC
I'm stoned now. I no longer feel guilty about my criminal past.

The Boyfriend's making the tacos. He loses. :)

Did you win on eBay? Ooh, do you like Rob Newman? Everyone should like Rob Newman.

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inkipink December 5 2007, 20:40:14 UTC
haven't had a chance for a smoke yet as i've spent the last hour on the phone to a friend! won my new pink bra and linen trousers on ebay! woo! I'm not sure how I feel about Rob Newman, I loved Mary WHitehouse experience, but haven't seen or heard much newer stuff.

Are there any tacos left? I'm a bit peckish now....

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mystix December 6 2007, 02:16:32 UTC
I ate aaall the tacos. And Turkish sweets. :)

Do you like political comedy? Mmm, lovely new DVD!

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darkest_dances December 6 2007, 02:03:44 UTC
it wasn't a small family_run supermarket was it? that would make me sad. Otherwise whatever! :)

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mystix December 6 2007, 02:12:52 UTC
No, it's huge. I paid for all the other stuff I bought there today, but I accidentally walked out with the fruit and veg in the bag I weighed it in. Must learn to concentrate!

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