Crime
I just [accidentally] shoplifted an avocado and some grapes from a Turkish supermarket. I am cool! I have been initiated into the seedy underbelly of life! Fuck the police! Let's bring down the government!
By the way, everyone (yes, that includes YOU) should download Panic Attack from Rob Newman's website here. It's only 22 seconds long and it makes me laugh out loud every time I hear it. He did it live when I saw him quite a while ago and he used it in the last episode of The History of The World Backwards.
Right, I'm going to have a taco and a joint and watch 15 Storeys High. Being a criminal is tiring.
By the way, everyone (yes, that includes YOU) should download Panic Attack from Rob Newman's website here. It's only 22 seconds long and it makes me laugh out loud every time I hear it. He did it live when I saw him quite a while ago and he used it in the last episode of The History of The World Backwards.
Right, I'm going to have a taco and a joint and watch 15 Storeys High. Being a criminal is tiring.