my mom is a cock block

[mysticxf]

Went to the mall yesterday with the hopes of scoring the Speed Racer soundtrack, found a Dunder Mifflin shirt instead and as I was conversing with the sorta cute guy behind the register (because my 'FIU Golden Panther' credit card always gets the attention of the young counter people) and expressing my frustration that my education got short-

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[mysticxf]

Yeah. I love 'em both to death, but I really wish my sisters had time for me. They'd be just as embarrassing, but it'd be easier to swallow.

[iloveyoursoul]

Mother's weren't meant for procreation. Seriously. As soon as they've done theirs, it's like they're meant to get in the way of the next -- it's Darwinism. xD

[mysticxf]

Blargh! Ain't that the truth.

[slybrunette]

Exactly why I refuse to shop with my mother. Exactly why.

[mysticxf]

*face palm* Maybe when I'm 40 I won't give a damn what my insane 65 year old mother does.

[slybrunette]

Oh no, you still will. They will always be there to drive us completely insane.

[frozeneyes]

Jesus. :P

[mysticxf]

I will take that as a sign that I should pray about this situation.

I need a better situation! LOL.

[frozeneyes]

LOL! Bonus points for the icon! ;)

[keyweegirlie]

Believe me I feel your pain...my Mom just got done telling me that I need to get laid, then proceeded to tell me everything that I'm doing for everyone this week. I'm like, hmmm...so when am I gonna meet this magical guy who's gonna wanna be with me?

*facepalm*
~C~

[mysticxf]

I wonder if they're just so far removed from the place we are that they just don't UNDERSTAND that they're completely pissing us off! :(

And if you find a magical guy, see if he has a magical brother in Miami. ;)