I CONTROL ALL THE CANDY! MWAHAHAHAHA!!

[mystfemme]

I received this email from a friend today and nearly busted a gut laughing:

On Pat Robertson's website some raving loony, er, columnist, said that all Halloween candy is prayed over by witches. Aside from her misuse of the term prayer, I just have two questions, is this true, and where do I sign up?  Have you been keeping this secret from me?  Do

Comments

[theoldone]

w00t! Candy! What must I do to receive some of your bounty?

[starrthinks]

... yeah I sign up to do all the Twix bars.