EMERGENCE AND SEPARATION OF OFFSPRING FROM THE BODY OF THE MOTHER

[myresurrection]

Dear Journal & Chan,
Today is Chan's SWEET SIXTEEN birthday! I want to have a tea party with all of my hampsters, me, and him... and my piñata.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHAN, MY KOREAN BRA-TAH!
I ♥ YOU.
ejackulaychan
GO VISIT HIM AND SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR I'LL SHOVE A PIPEBOMB DOWN YOUR THROAT.

Comments

[_broken_soul_]

yay! pinata!!!

[myresurrection]

^_^

[excruciation]

omfg that is the best screen name! MAHAHA

[myresurrection]

I LOVE MY KOREAN BROTHER!

[excruciation]

AZN PRIDE!

[myresurrection]

<3 WERD.

[ejackulaychan]

PINAR!! THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE MY SWEET SISTER. THANK YOU PINAR, I LOVE YOU!!

oh my god, thank you hahaha
i love you
ill try calling you some time later

[myresurrection]

*HUGGIES* LIMP WEE-WEE! *TRAUMATIZED*

[rockpaperscizor]

Oh man, I am so getting a piñata for my next birthday...with those little things of play doh in them...ooooohhhh man.

[myresurrection]

Awesome! ^_^ Play-doh is so much fucking fun! It smells GOOD.