EMERGENCE AND SEPARATION OF OFFSPRING FROM THE BODY OF THE MOTHER
Dear Journal & Chan,
Today is Chan's SWEET SIXTEEN birthday! I want to have a tea party with all of my hampsters, me, and him... and my piñata.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHAN, MY KOREAN BRA-TAH!
I ♥ YOU.
ejackulaychan
GO VISIT HIM AND SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR I'LL SHOVE A PIPEBOMB DOWN YOUR THROAT.