Patrick is making some chicken. And I am going to eat that shit up.
We played frisbee today, it was pretty sweet.
The neighbor lady introduced herself today and let us hold her baby kitties.
They were so small and cute, for sure.

That's right.

So, yeah, it would be really amazing if uh, bitches would stop talking shit, yeah ( Read more... )

OMG. Look at my amazing icon! That's me and the Mayonaise! Six months now, good times. He bought me a really amazing present, but uh, some asian bitch came and took it away from me ( Read more... )

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

I went to another wedding with Patty on Friday. I had a good time, but I drank too much and puked so hard I popped some blood vessels in my face. Like, WTF @ all the purple spots on my face ( Read more... )

I'm on the right. LOLZ, OMGZ.


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So, I need to fix my hair.


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We are going to go Point when he is done being a lazy bastard. You are jealous, Gen and Jonny, because you are at school, and I am not. Okay. Bye.

I'm kind of bummed about last night. But, not really, I guess ( Read more... )

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