I just did the math and the good ol' USA takes a smidge less than 37% of my pay check... HOLY CRAP!!!!!

I AM IN LOVE WITH THE HP tx1000!!!!

Ok so a guy walks into my kiosk today and says, "Hey man! You got a stereo bluetooth for this phone?" and shows me this phone I've never seen before. I said, "Yes we do it's right here!" He sits silently for a minute so in an effort to make the friendly salesman bulshit conversation I say, "That's a sharp phone man." "Oh it's great!" he replied. " ( Read more... )

Alright so during a break at practice I got Chinese food and on my fortune cookie was not quite a fortune but it was a compliment. It read, "You have a natural grace and great consideration for others". HA!!! So I had this idea, everyone who views my journal. Tell me what you think of me! Rip me a new one! This will be a fun time! I don't believe ( Read more... )

GWAR... November 11th at The Vouge... Who's comin' with me??? Who's comin with me maaaaan?!

I took a bathroom break this morning, as I approached the Kiosk there were two boys and a girl standing at my kiosk and as I got closer I heard the girl say. "NO SHIT SHERLOCK! The United Nations is not a college!"

LOL!!!!

I got chinese take-out from panda today and got 2 of the most ridiculous food comments ever! As I was eating my crab rangoon a customer came to me and said, "What's happenin Liutenent?!" I replied. "Nothin much!" he said, Is that pizza good?"..... WTFH? After my scrumcious rangoon I proceeded with my singapore rice noodles. The 300lb lady working ( Read more... )

God: Let there be light!

Andrew W.K.: LET'S GET A PARTY GOIN!

Life is great I dont think I could be happier!!!!!! WERD TO YA MUTHA!!!

Went to Muncie, got pretty drunk, recovered and now everything is brighter?weird...