...feel the burn...

[mymonkeysteve]

past couple of days....mostly a blur....drinking involved.....Dothan....talking....drinking...darts...close calls....dart in my arm....matches....grass on fire.....putting matches out on tongues....lighting farts on fire....putting matches out on nipples (pictures of those after effects)....AND VOMITTING! WOOOT

Comments

[shammyd]

Don't text me or call me when you are drunk again! :)

I will kill you. Oh, and your present finally came in the mail! WOO! Let's celebrate Anne Hathaway's nipples!

[tellmeyouloveme]

i still win with the nipples thing.

[mymonkeysteve]

Look, that's fine, you win, but don't put it that way please. My comment was a "ha ha, let's laugh at Troy in his stupid pain" not "pity me cuz I burnt my nipples and no one has ever felt worse", plenty of people have felt plenty worse....it was supposed to be funny, not a contest

[tellmeyouloveme]

whoa, chill out. i was just kidding. last night and tonight. honestly, i was just trying to think of something to comment with, cause i know i like getting comments. but from now on i wont say a thing.

i guess im not allowed to do the whole "sarcastic comment" thing. whatever.

[mymonkeysteve]

well I was fucking drunk, and what you said, did not seem sarcastic at all, it sounded like a serious operation to remedy a serious problem, so my drunk ass took it at face value. Next time you mention having things removed and replaced, and you're joking about it, try puting a tongue face or a big goofy grin at the end of it for the "sarcastically impaired".