...feel the burn...

[mymonkeysteve]

past couple of days....mostly a blur....drinking involved.....Dothan....talking....drinking...darts...close calls....dart in my arm....matches....grass on fire.....putting matches out on tongues....lighting farts on fire....putting matches out on nipples (pictures of those after effects)....AND VOMITTING! WOOOT

Comments

[tellmeyouloveme]

i still win with the nipples thing.

[mymonkeysteve]

Look, that's fine, you win, but don't put it that way please. My comment was a "ha ha, let's laugh at Troy in his stupid pain" not "pity me cuz I burnt my nipples and no one has ever felt worse", plenty of people have felt plenty worse....it was supposed to be funny, not a contest

[tellmeyouloveme]

whoa, chill out. i was just kidding. last night and tonight. honestly, i was just trying to think of something to comment with, cause i know i like getting comments. but from now on i wont say a thing.

i guess im not allowed to do the whole "sarcastic comment" thing. whatever.

[mymonkeysteve]

well I was fucking drunk, and what you said, did not seem sarcastic at all, it sounded like a serious operation to remedy a serious problem, so my drunk ass took it at face value. Next time you mention having things removed and replaced, and you're joking about it, try puting a tongue face or a big goofy grin at the end of it for the "sarcastically impaired".

[tellmeyouloveme]

ummm, you were talking about how you put out matches on your nipples. doesnt really strike me as a "serious material only" type deal.

and im pretty sure i did put a tongue face at the end.

but its ok. im tired of trying to make everyone happy. next time you are drunk, dont send me a text message either. cause i might take it seriously.

[mymonkeysteve]

ummm, you were talking about how you put out matches on your nipples. doesnt really strike me as a "serious material only" type deal

[i_r_siggi]

Troy Troy Troy....man why did you flip out on my girl? You of all people shouldn't have gotten mad...you pull sarcastic stuff all the time...and clearly..Lauren's comment was sarcastic...

tsk tsk bro...

[mymonkeysteve]

this goes back to the night before, THAT comment siggi, the original comment, that at the time I couldn't tell was sarcastic. The comment she made in this post, like I stated earlier, only seemed to reaffirm the belief I had going from the ORIGINAL comment, that she somehow felt like something that had happened to her (THAT I STILL HAD NOT KNOWN WAS NOT TRUE) was worse than what had happened to me, and by using the terms "i still win", yeah, I lost it, cuz I didn't see why, after I had already told her this pain thing wasn't a contest, she had to go and say it again....if it was a joke from the get go, it wasn't funny from her end because it wasn't obvious that it was a joke. Me, I REALLY PUT MATCHES OUT ON MY NIPPLES, her, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HER MEDICAL HISTORY IS, NOR DO I KNOW IF SHE'S EVER HAD TO HAVE ANY SURGERY ON HER NIPPLES, WOMEN GET CANCER and the LIKE, these things happen, I got pissed when she made that sound like it had happened to her and that she should get some sort of "prize" or more attention because she had been

not trying to start something else... just trying to clear things up

[tellmeyouloveme]

it was true. hello, i had surgery on my boobs.

you made it seem like it was supposed to be one of your "im so crazy" posts, so i figured id comment with something just as crazy. mine was true, but still pretty weird. i just knew i could relate and thought id leave a fun comment.

i didnt know you were drunk, and i didnt know that you saying "its not a contest" was you getting mad. i even replied "well if it was, i would win! :P"

ive always tried to be nice to you and to talk to you and to fit in. i wanted to leave a comment on your journal entry. i thought i was being nice. i didnt know you would take it so seriously.

you really hurt my feelings when you jumped all over me like that in your reply.

i am tired of trying to be friends with you and the rest of the group. apparently im a disposable friend. so it's fine with me. i wont try anymore to fit in, and therefore there will be no more misunderstandings like this.

your girlfriend, oops, sorry, Lauren

and i really find that unneccessary.

well you make a good point

[mymonkeysteve]

and after that post of yours, consider things CRYSTAL