Oh the horror~~
Title: Super Junior Horror boy
Rating: PG
Genre: A tiny bit humor/horror/cute
Summary: Another one of my Super Junior’s Mental Disorder series, this time my victim is Kyuhyun! Don’t worry, I didn’t do anything bad to the boys except messing up their characters we usually found in fanfics XD I’ve done Siwon, Leeteuk, Heechul, Yesung, Kibum and now…..Kyuhyun!
“….fifty-four…..fifty-five…..fifty-six….fifty-seven…..”
Kyuhyun’s twitching for the nth time in an hour. The counting voice is getting on his nerve and while he’s trying his best to ignore it, to focus on the book he has to read his patience’s slowly gone with the each of counting.
“….sixty-two….sixty-three…”
Looking up at Ryeowook, who is calmly reading a magazine, he wonders why the older magnae acts as if there’s not even a sound in the dorm. Throwing a look to Sungmin across the room, who is busy with his tamagochi……Kyuhyun won’t be surprised if he’s too busy cleaning the cyber-doggie’s poop or feeding it with proper foods to actually hear the counting from the kitchen.
“….seventy-eight…..seventy-nine….”
Kuhyun remember when the first time he heard the counting, three months ago or so, he even asked Kangin if something gonna happen by the time he reached a hundred, if there’ll be fireworks or a bomb or Donghae will finally loose his patience and jump to the neighbor’s fish pond to escape summer heat or whatever. Kangin merely laughed and kissed his forehead, saying he’s too cute.
“…..ninety-two….”
Up till now Kyuhyun still couldn’t understand this bad habit of his hyung. Despite Yesung’s warning not to think too much about it or he’ll gone insane, despite Kibum’s shakes of head when he asked why…..Kyuhyun still doesn’t get it.
“….ninety-nine…..one hundred….”
One hundred already? By this time, usually there’ll be Eunhyuk who will cheers a loud “ONE HUNDRED!! YAY!!!!” but the boy is left for his own schedule so no distractions.
“….one hundred and three….”
……and he’s still continue???
“brgcgnibxafftagrg!!!!”
Both Ryeowook and Sungmin look up in surprise to the different sound but they only see Kyuhyun wrinkling his nose and a daze look on his face. Sungmin shrugged it off because he knew Kyuhyun only loosing his patience and need some distractions. Ryeowook laughs at Kyuhyun, having a same thought with Sungmin but find it cute and funny nonetheless. Only Kyuhyun could make such interesting background noises…..such as keyboard smashing being voiced out loud.
“Shindong hyuuuuuunnngggg……”
Shindong shivers when the creepy voice reached his ears. It’s only Kyuhyun, he knows that, but how the boy could be incredibly powerful angelic voice when he’s singing, funny “nope, you’re dum-dum” voice from “Night at the Museum” when he’s teasing his hyungs and creepy froggie Sadako voice when he’s irritated is beyond everyone in the band. Leeteuk only said Kyuhyun’s very talented in not only voice belting but also voice manipulating.
“What’s wrong, Kyu?”
Kyuhyun obviously irritated, Shindong almost could see dark aura surrounding him with ghosts and all. “Hyung….stop….counting….the rice…..PLEASEEE!!!”
Back to Ryeowook, the boy only wishes Siwon’s here. Being the God’s good boy he always be, Siwon is Shindong’s last hope when Sada-Kyu is out. Yes, Sada-Kyu. Another humor from Donghae the moment he could laugh and joke again after a week of sleeping with Leeteuk in Kangin’s room and loads of craps that Kyuhyun won’t hide under his bed to kill him or crawling out from a well or even jump out from the TV (“Hae, you are RIDICULOUS” Kangin snorted at him) just to terrorize the fishie.
Perhaps Kyuhyun’s really a ghost incarnate or something, Sungmin wonders about that lot of time. With Siwon, the good Christian boy Siwon, being the only one could stop him and even Leeteuk the super umma could get tired easily after dealing with a pissed Kyuhyun.
So what’s happened with Shindong in the kitchen?
Technically nothing had happened except he stopped counting for the rest of the day when the other boys came back.
The scene when Heechul and Leeteuk entered the house was:
1. Sungmin still busy with tamagochi, fingers frantic with the buttons even though the cyber-doggie’s dead (probably) a long time ago
2. Shindong’ stay still in the kitchen’s chair, head on top of the table, mouth pressed in a thin line and eyes staring at the packet of uncooked rice in front of him
3. Ryeowook’s sitting crossed-legged on the couch, eyes staring straight at the off TV, the magazine on top of his legs laid opened in random pages because of the fan
4. Kyuhyun’s nowhere to be seen but there are strange voices from the bathroom
Changing a glance, Leeteuk only sighed in defeat while Heechul rolled his eyes. Something must have happened when they were gone and seeing the current state the boys are living in….probably Sada-Kyu has gone out again.
“Next time we left Kyuhyun, we should leave a camcorder on. I’m curious about him, how come he’s a Sada-Kyu but the ending is like Ju-On?”
Leeteuk’s response is a slap on the back of Heechul’s head and a simple order to call Siwon ASAP.
END
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