Happy Birthday Kyuhyun!!!
Title: Happy Birthday, Kyuhyun!!!
Rating: PG-13 with a hint of mating inside~
Pairing: OT13, HaeKyu
Genre: Cute/humor
Summary: The things the twelve boys would do to their baby on his birthday ARE….
Kyuhun’s staring at his hyung from his bed in confusion. He just sitting in his bed, stroking Heebum behind the ear and listening to the cat purring and curling happily in his lap when all of a sudden some silly hyungs of his came to his room to do….silly things. He’s been with Super Junior more than a year and up till now he still doesn’t understand their unbelievable weird attitudes.
On the floor, there is Sungmin on his four but his body is curled down as if he’s kowtowing Kyuhyun in a ball form.
Next to him is Heechul, also curling his body like Sungmin but laying sideways.
Next is Donghae, laying on his side, hands and legs a bit stretched and if he’s moving a bit, he’ll nudge Kangin, who is also curling like Heechul but Kangin’s hands are really close to his chest.
Behind Donghae, there’s Hankyung, and that’s making it even weirder because he joins this weird display, laid down on his stomach a bit sideway, his legs a bit stretched and he puts his head on top of his crossed hands.
Shindong and Siwon copy Hankyung’s pose and both are on his left and right side but facing different way.
Near the door are Leeteuk and Eunhyuk, who look like sleeping because their eyes are closed. Leeteuk’s sitting with hands on top of his thigh, his legs half stretch half crossed to the front. Moving an inch and he’ll kick Siwon for sure. Eunhyuk looks the most normal one, both his legs are in front of his body and both hands hugging his legs in a relax manner.
The weirdest, and probably most ridiculous one, is Ryeowook who is standing a bit slump between Eunhyuk and Leeteuk with eyes close.
So after staring at another weird act of his questionably mature hyungs, Kyuhyun decided he’ll be rude for once and ask his hyungs what the hell they are doing and why are they piling up in his not so big bedroom.
“Hyung-deul….what are you guys doing?”
No answer for him. So Kyuhyun gives three minutes before ask again, who knows if they are really sleeping that way? It’s only after the third time he asked Kangin finally responds.
“We are playing animal-sleep”
If Kyuhyun thought the older members are silly then he thinks they are VERY silly now. But then again, he finally understands why they are scattered around in unrecognizable poses which he slowly could recognize now.
He could guess Heechul is sleeping Heebum-like since he often sees Heebum sleeps that way. And it’s only makes sense if Sungmin is sleeping bunny-style because there are no other animals he would copy except his favourite. Seeing Hankyung, probably he’s copying a dog, Kyuhyun has seen some dogs sleeping like that. The others though…
“Um….what animals are you copying?”
The door on Leeteuk’s right is opened to reveal Kibum, who already opened his mouth to call Kyuhyun’s name but stopped when he sees the occupants inside. He looks at Kyuhyun with an eyebrow rise and equal ‘what-the-hell’ look but of course Kyuhyun couldn’t answer that.
“Hey Kibum, is Kyuhyun inside? Where are the others?”
Yesung pops his head on Kibum’s right shoulder and another ‘what-the-hell’ look came to join the former two. “Kyuhyun…?” Kyuhyun just shakes his head, shifting his body a bit carefully not to wake sleeping Heebum up. “Come help me a bit, hyung?” Kibum frowns a bit when he sees Heebum but nods.
A minute later, after many “Ow!” “Be careful!” “What the...” “Hey, that’s my toe!” and “Watch your steps!”, Yesung and Kibum succeed to go through Super Junior sea and sit with Kyuhyun and Heebum in the bed. Just in case Kibum will start to sneeze, Kyuhyun moves to the far end of the bed with Heebum and leaning on the wall while Yesung’s sitting on the other end, leaning on the window and hugging a half leaning half snuggling Kibum in front of him. Unexpected to Kyuhyun and much expected for both Yesung and Kibum, the boys in front of them already resume their sleep in the same manner.
“So….can you help me guessing what poses they are doing now?”
Kibum turns his head to Kyuhyun. “Did they ask you to do so?” Kyuhyun shakes his head. “Then don’t bother. Let them sleep like that. The worse could happen is they’ll bitch around because of kinks on their necks when they woke up”
Donghae shots up his head, yelling “We are not sleeping!” and quickly curls again.
Before no one could answer, a loud snore came from Shindong’s way. Ryeowook who is standing near him quickly kick Shindong in the butt, still with his eyes closed. “You have to guess what poses we are copying, Kyukyu….and without help from Kibummie and Yesung hyung!”
Kyuhyun pouts and gives a kicked puppy look to the boys on the bed but Yesung just grins at him and Kibum mouthed a ‘good luck’ before snuggling closer to Yesung and closed his eyes. Kyuhyun throws a pillow to Kibum, knowing Kibum won’t fell asleep at this time, followed by Kibum’s “Oof!” and Yesung’s laugh.
“……..I don’t want to guess, hyung”
A chorused of YOU HAVE TO!!!! nearly made Heebum run away from Kyuhyun’s lap was the only answer he received.
Why couldn’t they put me in DBSK instead? Even though their mental are equally insane in daily basis at least they are only FIVE!!
There’s no other choice for Kyuhyun, he has to do what Ryeowook had said or none of them would get up and if they are really gonna bitching later, it’ll continue even at performances…..they probably will pick on him the most at EHB so let’s just get it over.
“I think Heechul hyung is a cat, Sungmin hyung is a bunny, Hankyung hyung is a dog….”
The three men on the floor jump happily on the bed with triumph while the other groan.
“….so I was right. The other…..oh…..Leeteuk hyung? Are you copying a panda?”
Leeteuk jumps from his position and throw himself to Hankyung with glee, screaming YES!! That itself is a clue for Kyuhyun. So they are copying the animal-persona the fans gave them? Okayyy…
“Then Kangin hyung is a….raccoon? OKAY DON’T JUMP, HYUNG!!!! Ahem….Siwon hyung....cat? Tiger? Lion? Okay.....Eunhyuk hyung is a monkey? No, no, nooooo! Don’t jump! ACK!!”
Kyuhyun, who is nearly dead under Siwon, Eunhyuk and Kangin, only hopes that his bed is strong enough to hold all of them, else one of this insane people has to give up his bed for him. He could hear Kibum and Yesung’s muffled voices and perhaps, he thinks, they have some people crushing on top of them too.
“Hyung? I…don’t know what animals Donghae hyung, Shindong hyung and Wookie hyung are copying….”
Laughter erupted from the boys on top of him. Donghae pouts at Kyuhyun. “Kyuuuu!!! You’re so evil! Can’t you guess just looking at my pose?”
“Mine too!” Ryeowook pouts “Meh, Wookie….your pose is too difficult to understand” Shindong kick his legs and Ryeowook’s wobbling a bit.
Kyuhyun, finally emerged from his hyungs’ bodies, throws an apologetic look. “I’m sorry, hyung…..but all I could think for Donghae hyung is a fish but fishes aren’t sleeping that way….”
Donghae’s blank look only makes the boys laugh harder and even Ryeowook giggles. When Donghae puffs his cheeks, Kyuhyun quickly answers, just to make him feel better. “HAMSTER! Are you being a hamster, hyung??” This time, Ryeowook couldn’t stay standing anymore, he’s laughing too hard and Shindong’s rolling around in ridiculous manner like a….
“AH!! Shindong hyung! You’re a bear!”
Now everyone’s clapping their hands and Shindong’s standing up doing a dance which Heechul said a Bear-y Dance (“What? Don’t you mean belly dance, hyung?” “No!! He’s a bear so it’s bear-y dance!”). So that left Ryeowook and a still pouting Donghae.
“Guys, seriously” Yesung gasps, still in his laughter “Be a little nice to Kyuhyun, will you? Your poses are too difficult for him so make it easy”
“As in what?” Kangin pokes Yesung’s cheek.
“Do a little display. Walk around the room, let’s have an animal catwalk”
Once again the boys are laughing and clapping their hands while Donghae, once again, pouts and Ryeowook mutters “I’ll get you back, hyung” but comply anyway.
Then Ryeowook starts walking around the room with stiff movement, feet only lift up a bit from the floor but he swing them half-round before touch the floor again. His hands stiff on his sides, sometimes he flaps them a bit. This time it’s Donghae who rolling on the floor, laughing so hard. It’s only after Ryeowook did five laps Kyuhyun finally figured it out.
“PENGUIN! PENGUIN!!!!”
“FINALLY!” Ryeowook screamed and jumps to tickle Kyuhyun and everyone cheered for both of them. Leeteuk stands up on the bed, pretending to be an MC with his right hand curled into fist before his lips. “And the last animal to enter the stage is…..” Everyone cheered “LEE DONGHAE!!!!!”
Donghae then starts prancing around in all four with his tongue out, once in every five steps he wiggles his butt. Of course Kyuhyun already know what animal is that but Donghae looks so cute and when he’s tongue isn’t out he’s grinning, clearly showing he’s enjoying the play too. But Donghae’s tired to crawl around the room hands and knees so he walks in front of bed where Kyuhyun’s sitting, once again his tongue is out.
Kyuhyun laughs at him and opens his hand. “Donghae, left hand!” and Donghae puts his left hand on Kyuhyun’s hand. The other boys go ‘aww’s and ‘so cuuuuutttttee’ from Sungmin. Donghae pouts (again) and whines, much to everyone amusement.
“Okay guys!” Kangin stands up “Let’s leave Kyuhyun to take care of his pup!” Kyuhyun blinks. “What??”
Within seconds the other boys stampede out of Kyuhyun’s room, Heecul snatched Heebum from the corner of the bed, and soon only Kyuhyun and Donghae left with the door’s locked form outside.
“Hyung….what was…hyung?” Kyuhyun stopped when he sees Donghae grins widely with some dangerous glints in his eyes.
Outside the room, the boys are laughing when suddenly Kyuhyun’s loud voice pierced the air.
“AAAAHHH! WHAT THE…?! HYUNG, DON’T LICK ME!!! HYUNG-DEUL!!!”
The boys only laugh harder and screamed “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KYUHYUN!!!!” and before Kyuhyun could say anything Kibum adds “Don’t complain! We know you LOVE puppy-Donghae in heat!!!”
“Okay, let’s leave them to mate in peace” Leeteuk said when a minute later, moans could be heard from inside.
END
What I started as normal humor ended up as a birthday fic XD But it quite fit anyway~~
Rating: PG-13 with a hint of mating inside~
Pairing: OT13, HaeKyu
Genre: Cute/humor
Summary: The things the twelve boys would do to their baby on his birthday ARE….
Kyuhun’s staring at his hyung from his bed in confusion. He just sitting in his bed, stroking Heebum behind the ear and listening to the cat purring and curling happily in his lap when all of a sudden some silly hyungs of his came to his room to do….silly things. He’s been with Super Junior more than a year and up till now he still doesn’t understand their unbelievable weird attitudes.
On the floor, there is Sungmin on his four but his body is curled down as if he’s kowtowing Kyuhyun in a ball form.
Next to him is Heechul, also curling his body like Sungmin but laying sideways.
Next is Donghae, laying on his side, hands and legs a bit stretched and if he’s moving a bit, he’ll nudge Kangin, who is also curling like Heechul but Kangin’s hands are really close to his chest.
Behind Donghae, there’s Hankyung, and that’s making it even weirder because he joins this weird display, laid down on his stomach a bit sideway, his legs a bit stretched and he puts his head on top of his crossed hands.
Shindong and Siwon copy Hankyung’s pose and both are on his left and right side but facing different way.
Near the door are Leeteuk and Eunhyuk, who look like sleeping because their eyes are closed. Leeteuk’s sitting with hands on top of his thigh, his legs half stretch half crossed to the front. Moving an inch and he’ll kick Siwon for sure. Eunhyuk looks the most normal one, both his legs are in front of his body and both hands hugging his legs in a relax manner.
The weirdest, and probably most ridiculous one, is Ryeowook who is standing a bit slump between Eunhyuk and Leeteuk with eyes close.
So after staring at another weird act of his questionably mature hyungs, Kyuhyun decided he’ll be rude for once and ask his hyungs what the hell they are doing and why are they piling up in his not so big bedroom.
“Hyung-deul….what are you guys doing?”
No answer for him. So Kyuhyun gives three minutes before ask again, who knows if they are really sleeping that way? It’s only after the third time he asked Kangin finally responds.
“We are playing animal-sleep”
If Kyuhyun thought the older members are silly then he thinks they are VERY silly now. But then again, he finally understands why they are scattered around in unrecognizable poses which he slowly could recognize now.
He could guess Heechul is sleeping Heebum-like since he often sees Heebum sleeps that way. And it’s only makes sense if Sungmin is sleeping bunny-style because there are no other animals he would copy except his favourite. Seeing Hankyung, probably he’s copying a dog, Kyuhyun has seen some dogs sleeping like that. The others though…
“Um….what animals are you copying?”
The door on Leeteuk’s right is opened to reveal Kibum, who already opened his mouth to call Kyuhyun’s name but stopped when he sees the occupants inside. He looks at Kyuhyun with an eyebrow rise and equal ‘what-the-hell’ look but of course Kyuhyun couldn’t answer that.
“Hey Kibum, is Kyuhyun inside? Where are the others?”
Yesung pops his head on Kibum’s right shoulder and another ‘what-the-hell’ look came to join the former two. “Kyuhyun…?” Kyuhyun just shakes his head, shifting his body a bit carefully not to wake sleeping Heebum up. “Come help me a bit, hyung?” Kibum frowns a bit when he sees Heebum but nods.
A minute later, after many “Ow!” “Be careful!” “What the...” “Hey, that’s my toe!” and “Watch your steps!”, Yesung and Kibum succeed to go through Super Junior sea and sit with Kyuhyun and Heebum in the bed. Just in case Kibum will start to sneeze, Kyuhyun moves to the far end of the bed with Heebum and leaning on the wall while Yesung’s sitting on the other end, leaning on the window and hugging a half leaning half snuggling Kibum in front of him. Unexpected to Kyuhyun and much expected for both Yesung and Kibum, the boys in front of them already resume their sleep in the same manner.
“So….can you help me guessing what poses they are doing now?”
Kibum turns his head to Kyuhyun. “Did they ask you to do so?” Kyuhyun shakes his head. “Then don’t bother. Let them sleep like that. The worse could happen is they’ll bitch around because of kinks on their necks when they woke up”
Donghae shots up his head, yelling “We are not sleeping!” and quickly curls again.
Before no one could answer, a loud snore came from Shindong’s way. Ryeowook who is standing near him quickly kick Shindong in the butt, still with his eyes closed. “You have to guess what poses we are copying, Kyukyu….and without help from Kibummie and Yesung hyung!”
Kyuhyun pouts and gives a kicked puppy look to the boys on the bed but Yesung just grins at him and Kibum mouthed a ‘good luck’ before snuggling closer to Yesung and closed his eyes. Kyuhyun throws a pillow to Kibum, knowing Kibum won’t fell asleep at this time, followed by Kibum’s “Oof!” and Yesung’s laugh.
“……..I don’t want to guess, hyung”
A chorused of YOU HAVE TO!!!! nearly made Heebum run away from Kyuhyun’s lap was the only answer he received.
Why couldn’t they put me in DBSK instead? Even though their mental are equally insane in daily basis at least they are only FIVE!!
There’s no other choice for Kyuhyun, he has to do what Ryeowook had said or none of them would get up and if they are really gonna bitching later, it’ll continue even at performances…..they probably will pick on him the most at EHB so let’s just get it over.
“I think Heechul hyung is a cat, Sungmin hyung is a bunny, Hankyung hyung is a dog….”
The three men on the floor jump happily on the bed with triumph while the other groan.
“….so I was right. The other…..oh…..Leeteuk hyung? Are you copying a panda?”
Leeteuk jumps from his position and throw himself to Hankyung with glee, screaming YES!! That itself is a clue for Kyuhyun. So they are copying the animal-persona the fans gave them? Okayyy…
“Then Kangin hyung is a….raccoon? OKAY DON’T JUMP, HYUNG!!!! Ahem….Siwon hyung....cat? Tiger? Lion? Okay.....Eunhyuk hyung is a monkey? No, no, nooooo! Don’t jump! ACK!!”
Kyuhyun, who is nearly dead under Siwon, Eunhyuk and Kangin, only hopes that his bed is strong enough to hold all of them, else one of this insane people has to give up his bed for him. He could hear Kibum and Yesung’s muffled voices and perhaps, he thinks, they have some people crushing on top of them too.
“Hyung? I…don’t know what animals Donghae hyung, Shindong hyung and Wookie hyung are copying….”
Laughter erupted from the boys on top of him. Donghae pouts at Kyuhyun. “Kyuuuu!!! You’re so evil! Can’t you guess just looking at my pose?”
“Mine too!” Ryeowook pouts “Meh, Wookie….your pose is too difficult to understand” Shindong kick his legs and Ryeowook’s wobbling a bit.
Kyuhyun, finally emerged from his hyungs’ bodies, throws an apologetic look. “I’m sorry, hyung…..but all I could think for Donghae hyung is a fish but fishes aren’t sleeping that way….”
Donghae’s blank look only makes the boys laugh harder and even Ryeowook giggles. When Donghae puffs his cheeks, Kyuhyun quickly answers, just to make him feel better. “HAMSTER! Are you being a hamster, hyung??” This time, Ryeowook couldn’t stay standing anymore, he’s laughing too hard and Shindong’s rolling around in ridiculous manner like a….
“AH!! Shindong hyung! You’re a bear!”
Now everyone’s clapping their hands and Shindong’s standing up doing a dance which Heechul said a Bear-y Dance (“What? Don’t you mean belly dance, hyung?” “No!! He’s a bear so it’s bear-y dance!”). So that left Ryeowook and a still pouting Donghae.
“Guys, seriously” Yesung gasps, still in his laughter “Be a little nice to Kyuhyun, will you? Your poses are too difficult for him so make it easy”
“As in what?” Kangin pokes Yesung’s cheek.
“Do a little display. Walk around the room, let’s have an animal catwalk”
Once again the boys are laughing and clapping their hands while Donghae, once again, pouts and Ryeowook mutters “I’ll get you back, hyung” but comply anyway.
Then Ryeowook starts walking around the room with stiff movement, feet only lift up a bit from the floor but he swing them half-round before touch the floor again. His hands stiff on his sides, sometimes he flaps them a bit. This time it’s Donghae who rolling on the floor, laughing so hard. It’s only after Ryeowook did five laps Kyuhyun finally figured it out.
“PENGUIN! PENGUIN!!!!”
“FINALLY!” Ryeowook screamed and jumps to tickle Kyuhyun and everyone cheered for both of them. Leeteuk stands up on the bed, pretending to be an MC with his right hand curled into fist before his lips. “And the last animal to enter the stage is…..” Everyone cheered “LEE DONGHAE!!!!!”
Donghae then starts prancing around in all four with his tongue out, once in every five steps he wiggles his butt. Of course Kyuhyun already know what animal is that but Donghae looks so cute and when he’s tongue isn’t out he’s grinning, clearly showing he’s enjoying the play too. But Donghae’s tired to crawl around the room hands and knees so he walks in front of bed where Kyuhyun’s sitting, once again his tongue is out.
Kyuhyun laughs at him and opens his hand. “Donghae, left hand!” and Donghae puts his left hand on Kyuhyun’s hand. The other boys go ‘aww’s and ‘so cuuuuutttttee’ from Sungmin. Donghae pouts (again) and whines, much to everyone amusement.
“Okay guys!” Kangin stands up “Let’s leave Kyuhyun to take care of his pup!” Kyuhyun blinks. “What??”
Within seconds the other boys stampede out of Kyuhyun’s room, Heecul snatched Heebum from the corner of the bed, and soon only Kyuhyun and Donghae left with the door’s locked form outside.
“Hyung….what was…hyung?” Kyuhyun stopped when he sees Donghae grins widely with some dangerous glints in his eyes.
Outside the room, the boys are laughing when suddenly Kyuhyun’s loud voice pierced the air.
“AAAAHHH! WHAT THE…?! HYUNG, DON’T LICK ME!!! HYUNG-DEUL!!!”
The boys only laugh harder and screamed “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KYUHYUN!!!!” and before Kyuhyun could say anything Kibum adds “Don’t complain! We know you LOVE puppy-Donghae in heat!!!”
“Okay, let’s leave them to mate in peace” Leeteuk said when a minute later, moans could be heard from inside.
END
What I started as normal humor ended up as a birthday fic XD But it quite fit anyway~~