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[myhairisflames]

You kids are so boring. No wars. No deals with the devil. Boooring.

[[Locked to Hancock//20% Hackable]]

Hey, drunk. Heard it through the grapevine you were learning how to be a superhero from some kid.

[insert laughter here.]

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[oathbreaker]

...Hades? What are you doing here?

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[myhairisflames]

I'm on vacation. Whaddaya mean, what am I doing here?

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[oathbreaker]

[Disapproving Riku, go!]

You're supposed to be at the Coliseum right now, not lounging around on some cruise ship.

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[myhairisflames]

And you're supposed to be in school, kid. I've got better things to do than sit around some Coliseum.

[Sluuuuuuuuuurp.]

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[heroicasshole]

Yeah, I heard you can kiss my ass too.

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[myhairisflames]

Such naughty language, little boy. While you're taking a break from Superhero 101, go wash your mouth out. Nobody likes a potty mouth.

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[heroicasshole]

[What did Robin say about respecting people? HANCOCK FORGOT.]

I'm thinkin' you want another taste of that table.

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[myhairisflames]

You gotta catch me first, Al.

[Have moar cackling, Hand-cock.]

[alittlegreedy]

Deal, huh? What would you get from it?

[myhairisflames]

Souls of course. Don't you people know how this works? You trade your soul to me, and I give you your heart's desire.

[alittlegreedy]

Not familiar with it, no. Can't say it's popular back in my world.

Just a soul?

[myhairisflames]

Just a soul. I accept first-born children, and eternal slavitude as well.

[His voice takes on a sly tone.]

Why? You interested?

[ttlyisabard]

Why're those things so interesting to you? You should be able to amuse yourself not at the expense of other people ...

[myhairisflames]

It's what I do, babe.

[ttlyisabard]

Well good luck finding fulfilment in that. And I'm not your babe ...