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myhairisflames

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Jul 07, 2010 18:31

You kids are so boring. No wars. No deals with the devil. Boooring.

[[Locked to Hancock//20% Hackable]]

Hey, drunk. Heard it through the grapevine you were learning how to be a superhero from some kid.

[insert laughter here.]

!hancock

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Audio - Unlocked cause Hancock doesn't care heroicasshole July 8 2010, 01:38:22 UTC

Yeah, I heard you can kiss my ass too.

Audio myhairisflames July 8 2010, 01:40:39 UTC

Such naughty language, little boy. While you're taking a break from Superhero 101, go wash your mouth out. Nobody likes a potty mouth.

[/sing-song]

Audio heroicasshole July 8 2010, 01:43:33 UTC

[What did Robin say about respecting people? HANCOCK FORGOT.]

I'm thinkin' you want another taste of that table.

Audio myhairisflames July 8 2010, 01:44:53 UTC

You gotta catch me first, Al.

[Have moar cackling, Hand-cock.]

Audio heroicasshole July 8 2010, 01:50:22 UTC

I can do that.

Audio//commentlog? myhairisflames July 8 2010, 01:58:13 UTC

Good luck, Liquor Lou.

[Yeah, Hades is totally lounging on top of one of the mini-golf windmills.]

commentlog! heroicasshole July 8 2010, 02:16:17 UTC

[Liquor Lou. Cute. Going to look for Hades just to kick his ass sounds like an awful lot of work. So Hades better be glad he was already on his way up to the top deck to hit golf balls into the water again.

He spots the god and waves the driver at him.]

Am I kicking your ass now or later?

commentlog! myhairisflames July 8 2010, 02:20:58 UTC

When minotaurs fly, my little boozehound.

[Says the boozer lounging with a martini on a windmill.]

commentlog! heroicasshole July 8 2010, 02:29:03 UTC

[Hancock sets the suitcase of golf balls down and prompts the golf club on it. Before he walks a short distance toward the windmill and jumps into the air. He lands on another mini-golf prop and folds his arms over his chest.]

You sure you wanna take this route?

commentlog! myhairisflames July 8 2010, 02:36:23 UTC

What route?

[Hades slurps his drink lazily, not even raising an eyebrow to Hancock's showoffy flying.]

I'm just enjoying a drink and catching up with an old friend.

commentlog! heroicasshole July 8 2010, 02:48:15 UTC

[Hancock drops his hands, looking like he's ready to break the thing he's standing on and throw it at Hades. He pulls his shades off, tugs the little eagle beanie up further so he can see Hades better, then snaps a sharp piece off.]

What's stoppin' me from pinning you to that windmill?

commentlog! myhairisflames July 8 2010, 02:57:59 UTC

[Hades chuckles and sips his drink a little more. So touchy, kid.]

My good looks? Seriously, kid. I hear they make little pills for your temper issues.

commentlog! heroicasshole July 8 2010, 03:01:45 UTC

I ain't the one here with the problem.

[It's everyone else with the problem]

commentlog! myhairisflames July 8 2010, 03:05:25 UTC

Mmmhmm. Sure. And I'm the Almighty Zeus.

commentlog! heroicasshole July 8 2010, 03:09:14 UTC

That your name? I can carve it on here so everybody'll know the name of the jackass who pissed me off.

commentlog! myhairisflames July 8 2010, 03:15:27 UTC

[Hades sits up, glaring at Hancock.]

There's this thing called sarcasm. It was invented, oh... about seven thousand years ago.

No. Zeus is not my name. I'd throw myself into a pit of acid before I let anyone call me that name.

[Hades throws his drink glass at Hancock's feet and slips from the windmill.]

Let me know when you grow up, kid.

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