Fic: Don't be ridiculous.

[mychalian]

Title: Don't be ridiculous. .
Characters: Bird, Kael, Nthony, Hasion, Ren
Pairings: Bird/Nthony, Bird/Kael, Bird/Hasion, Bird/Ren LOLOLOLOL. Okay not really. Only one.
Notes: CRACK!fic. No plot whatsoever, written on impulse, meant to confuse, intended to make absolutely no sense and just be plain ludicrous. For dragonfireruby ♥.

Summary: Real critical discussion

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[dragonfireruby]

*READS AND PROMPTLY DIES*

THIS IS SO AWESOME...ZOMG, OMG, MOAR!! THEY ARE ALL SO FANTASTIC AND AWESOME AND AHAHAHAHA!!! OMG I DO NOT KNOW WHO I LOVE MOAR

OK THE BEGINNING DESCRIPTION OF ALL THE MALES ARE FANTASTIC, I LAUGHED SO MUCH.

REN IS ALL SNARKY AND INSANE AND TEASING LIKE HECK. AND WANTING TO NAME THE CHILD AFTER ELVINIS

HASION, OMG!! UNABLE TO SAY BIRD IS PREGNANT, OR THAT ELVES CANT MATE WITH HUMANS?? AHAHA, HOW ADORABLE

NTHONY *LOVES EVERY EVER SO MUCH*

KAEL - ROFLMAO

I LOLLED OUT LOUD FOR SHAME

BB, THIS IS, THIS IS, I HAVE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE JUST HOW AWESOME AND GREAT THIS IS.

[dragonfireruby]

OK, THE LINES I UTTERLY LOVED OUT OF THE WHOLE THING WHICH I LOVED. I ACTUALLY LOVED EVERY LINE, BUT THESE ARE THE ONES THAT MADE ME LOL THE LONGEST

"Dear sweet Eivinis!" He cried, startled, "Bird, how did you manage to grow so fat?" SMIRKS

"Certainly not one as you are, to sail off in wretched weather and then trek across the mountains to reach the dismal, dark fortress of doom and then face off with the wicked, wild and beautiful antagonist of this story while you are…" He seemed to suddenly fumble for words. "Are…" he attempted again but Bird threw one hand up into the air.

"Hasion," she snapped, "I’m pregnant. Not sick. Not dying."

A shadow in the corner twitched only slightly.

"Same thing!" Hasion mumbled,
WAHAHA, OH HASION. OH KAEL, HOW CAN SUCH BEINGS AS YOURSELVES ARE SO GREAT?

Nthony’s eyes narrowed. "Don’t you think I’ve tried?" I DUNNO WHY I LOVE THIS BUT I DOOOOOO

Ren’s eyes gleamed in a suspicious, almost nefarious manner. "I suggest you name him after someone wonderful, someone he could see as a role model to look

[mychalian]

SERIOUSLY. I WAS SO NOT IN THE MOOD TO WRITE TODAY, AND THEN THIS BURST OF IMPULSE CAME TO WRITE ABSOLUTE CRACK, AND THEN I WROTE THE FIRST SENTENCE AND THEN THE REST JUST ROLLED OUT.

I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN SOMETHING SO EASILY. FOR ONCE I DIDN'T COMPLAIN, HAHAHAHAHHAA. CRACK! IS SO FUN TO WRITE. AND I LOVE NTHONY AS WELL. MOST OF THE NTHONY LINES WERE THERE JUST FOR YOU!!!! HAHAHAHHA. BIRD IS SO LUCKY TO BE SURROUNDED BY ALL OF THEM.

I am really glad you liked the descriptions of the guys at the start too. Ren and Hasion are kind of separated by a thin, but now it's getting thicker, kind of line. And i love writing them in crack!mode. I AM SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT. YAY. I AM FILLED WITH SO MUCH JOY AND SMILING.

[dragonfireruby]

MY FACE HURTS FROM SMILING TOO MUCH

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

*IS HORRIFIED*

AHAHA, I WRITE IN MUCH THE SAME WAY. GOOD FEELING YES?

I ENVY BIRD AND NTHONY'S LINES ARE PRECIOUS

*MASSOVE MASSIVE GRIN* - OW MY CHEEKS

[mychalian]

HAHAHAHAHA. I CANNOT STOP SMILING EITHER.
I am very happy you enjoyed it, and cannot stop smiling. It gives me hope!

[lanyth]

i CANNOT BELIEVE THAT KAEL, KAEL, IS THE FATHER!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP. YOU KNOW I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL.

YOU HAVE MADE ME USE CAPSLOCK I AM THAT........JUST....OMG

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

MY MIND IS BLOWN.....*BOOM*