These eyebrows? They're fake. They hide the fact that I look ridiculous because I don't have real eyebrows. They also double as a means to block my N.O. channel from being used.

.....WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?!

( Private // Unhackable )

Alright, I've learned about as much as I can by just sitting back and watching the happenings on this network, so I suppose I need to get out and actually do something. And I still need a job. Whom should I contact to inquire about a position on the newly formed police force?

This is getting absolutely ridiculous. I'm quite glad that there were never any such witch trials in Japan. The Europeans and Americans always did seem a bit off in their ways, especially back in those years ( Read more... )

So, we're holding an election for a new warden of the prison, along with his second in command? I find this rather counterproductive to the creation of a police force unless the current Warden is re-elected. That isn't counting the newly elected warden following through with the formers idea, though I somehow think this will be unlikely ( Read more... )

I've finally procured an apartment, and have... moved in, so to speak. As everyone said, I stepped in and it simply became my apartment. Interesting. I'm in room number fifty of building six, though I don't know of anyone who'd need me, as of yet. I'm not too sure where I'd be able to find employment in this City, since there's no records keeping ( Read more... )

...I'M OUT OF AMMO AND THERE ARE STILL MORE ZOMBIES NEARBY.

Well, this is absolutely perfect. It's started to snow and I haven't found a place to stay yet. Does anyone know if there's some kind of bank in the City where I can exchange my yen for... whatever it is you call this place's currency? I might be able to do more than wander around on my scooter then ( Read more... )

Would it be safe to assume that this is one of the curses that I read about upon my arrival last night? I could see how this could cause some trouble for the residents here, especially considering what I've been reading. And here I thought Raharu was a menace, this is absolutely insane.That aside, is there any kind of formal citizens register here ( Read more... )

[sounds of desperately punched buttons on a cellphone]

KITSURUBAMI, WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER? HOW CAN I NOT CONNECT TO THE MAIN PHONE LINES WHEN I'VE TRIED EVERY POSSIBLE WAY TO DIAL THEM? WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON, WHERE AM I?!

[shuffling as he looks around frantically, noticing the conveniently placed laptop]...Okay, there're computers here. I'll ( Read more... )