One of the things that Uncle M1 is famous for is telling kids that he talked to their teacher or principal or some other authority figure that day or week. It goes something like, "Your teacher called me last week and said that you are a big problem in class. She said she's going to have to kick you out of school. . ." The details of the story ( Read more... )

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Another old post recorded on the antof9 blog: Get your hands out of your pants.

I knew I had some old posts (from before creating this blog) that I wanted to make sure were recorded here, for posterity.

Here's one from April of 2005: Don't poke yourself in the eye with a fork.