72 -I should have made a Master icon of John Simm not looking SORT OF CONTENT.

[my_freeze_ray]

West?

There's--

My chest fe

There's something wrong with my heart, I-- I think I need a doctor.

Comments

[hopeless_hacker]

...

Oh dear God.

[my_freeze_ray]

West?

shit I know, I know I look like him. Look, there's something... my heartbeat, it's too much.

[hopeless_hacker]

It's Toshiko. You're...

Sexby and Tyler have both been accounted for, so...

You're -- you're a Time Lord. You'll have two hearts, two heartbeats. You shouldn't need to do anything to control it, I don't think, so...just try to stay calm.

[my_freeze_ray]

Right, right. I knew that. I'm just-- I'm the Master now. Okay.

This feels weird.

Private- Guess who still hates the Master

[triplekill]

Where are you?

Private

[my_freeze_ray]

I'm on-- wait--

[he has to go and check, but when he gets back]

Floor number five, by the library.

Private- And SPAM

[triplekill]

Stay where you are.

[And so "Prentiss" arrives not long after, approaching slowly but confidently. Her jaw is clenched and her eyes have a somewhat stern look to them.]

SPAM

[my_freeze_ray]

[Billy makes a bee line for Prentiss the minute he sees her coming, and starts babbling in agitation the moment she's close enough to hear.]

Oh my god, Prentiss, this is the worst thing ever! The Master sucks he's short, and he's weird looking, and he like only has suits in his closets and he's got too many hearts and on top of that?

[He points at his face.]

Masterface. I have a masterface

[major_west]

Oh, don't even try that, Saxon.

[my_freeze_ray]

Please don't call me that.

BILLY your boyfriend is dumb

[major_west]

Well, I'm certainly not going to call you 'Master.'

By now he's seen your other post and is in NO MOOD FOR THIS NONSENSE.

[my_freeze_ray]

Call me Billy you stupid... stupid Major!

...

Or failing that call me DOCTOR HORRIBLE! Because... yeah, whatever body I may be in, the horribleness maintains

[thatlibbychick]

Oh, Billy...I'm so sorry.

WHINE

[my_freeze_ray]

You got Barney? Man, that is so unfair, why couldn't I have traded with Barney?

Re: WHINE

[thatlibbychick]

Because you look exactly the same, and that would be far too simple? That's the way things work here: if it isn't difficult enough, it won't make the grade.

Can I borrow some of your clothes until this is all over? Suits really aren't my thing.

Re: WHINE

[my_freeze_ray]

You think a lab coat would be much better? I don't have... a huge amount of options. Sure though, help yourself!

[my_freeze_ray]

Yes! I'm in the Masters body!

...Why is that strange? Who are you?

[my_freeze_ray]

Oh, hi Loki! Who are you meant to be?

...What did he do? I can't imagine him being very good at being me.