[If there was one thing worse than not being able to go to science camp, it was being lumped in with the rest of the whiny science camp rejects at regular camp. So Billy had taken off by himself, determined to do science on his own, if needs be ( Read more... )

If you're going to have sex remember to use protection! We really don't need this flood to end with a ton of creepy real life mpreg wandering about this stupid boat.

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I hate being a girl, why couldn't we repeat one of the fun floods?

West?

I noticed that-- our beds--

Do you think Reid would eve--

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I know this is going to sound like a weird question, but... could you just... remind me of how well we know each other?

Hey, it's not every flood I get to gloat about not being affected! So, we're all turning into people we know from back home, any kind of correlation? Are we friends, enemies, boyfriends, girlfriends? Should I be extra glad this one passed me over, or bitter about only missing the easy floods?

Private

Dear Admiral,

Missed me!

Love, Billy

Uh, The Master may have threatened to kill West if I did anything to his body, and in a spate of forgetting that West is probably no longer stronger than my usual body? I may have accidentally goaded him on with claims of West's ability to kick his ass ( Read more... )

West?

There's--

My chest fe

There's something wrong with my heart, I-- I think I need a doctor.

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So, Reid. That was...uh...One hell of a flood.

...Sorry I tried to seduce you into a threesome.

Spencer?

Hey, so, I was thinking about when I first got close with West, and... you know how you were kind of weird about it?

Well... I didn't understand why then, but I think I do now.

Do you want to talk about it?

Hey, Spence? Barney told me he was going to play chess with that James guy, and I was thinking didn't Monk run the chess club? And didn't it have like, more than two members? And weren't you in it?

Did you guys like, pass the torch or something?

Aleera is like, a totally desperate bitch who just did that stupid huge cry for attention because she knows that now Rose is gone even the other cheerleaders don't like her anymore ( Read more... )