Short version: see Oct 6th's post, add five drinks. That was my night.

Between Oct 7 (last friday) and now, I sent about 20 messages on okcupid (3 a day.)
I have eight dates lined up.
I'm pretty sure that
1) I've discovered a really effective technique
and
2) I'm going to die

theres a ghost in winter hill ( Read more... )

hello my love ( Read more... )

i never said that i hated you ( Read more... )

I went to a party with my girl last night. After some heavy drinking and jello-shooting everyone started taking their clothes off. Shortly thereafter, most of the people in attendance were down to their underpants, including my date. That was pretty cool, in the sense that I got to see a lot of new boobs. What was a little less cool is that my ( Read more... )

i was thinking about writing about the surreal turn of events last friday, but every single person who would read about it was in the next room over.

Act 1 ( Read more... )

there's a world on Massachusetts avenue ( Read more... )

ext. funeral. raining. the scruffy blond man is standing in the front row. two caskets are being lowered into the graves ( Read more... )