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Banovelmouth, Chapter 8: Love
Chapter Eight: Love
After our little session of frolicking under the bed sheets, Diane fell asleep in the bed. I got out of the bed, and I was a little worried that Satellite Ears or Regina would come home and discover Diane in the bed, so I decided to wake her up. I brought a small portable radio into the bedroom and blasted ( Read more... ) -
Banovelmouth, Chapter 7: Attraction
Chapter Seven: Attraction
When I got home from work that Saturday, I got a phone call from Not a blue woman.
“I’m going to be having my party tonight,” said Not a blue woman. “It will start fairly soon. Can you come to it?”
“Yes, I can!” I said. “I look forward to it!”
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Banovelmouth, Chapter Six: Satellite Ears's House
Chapter Six: Satellite Ears’s house
Somehow, time seemed to go by quickly after Satellite Ears and Regina had had their baby. I continued working away at my job as a high school science teacher. It seemed to become less and less fun as the time went by, but I was kept so busy and I had so much to do that time went by quickly ( Read more... ) -
Banovelmouth, chapter 5: Alone (Part Two)
A few days after Satellite Ears and Regina got married, I got a phone call from Not a blue woman. He invited me over to his house. I accepted his invitation, and walked over there.
I rang the doorbell, and Valerie answered the door.
“Hi, Bananamouth!” said Valerie. “It’s nice to see you again! Come on in!”
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Banovelmouth, chapter 5: Alone (Part One)
Regina had been living with us for a week. She didn’t complain about our house, but she did not seem to be enjoying life all that much, for some reason that I couldn’t figure out. I decided to talk to Satellite Ears about it.
“Satellite Ears,” I said to him, “It’s really nice having Regina live with us, but somehow she ( Read more... ) -
Banovelmouth, chapter 4: Girlfriends (Part Two)
I arrived at home just before Satellite Ears left for his paramedic job. I told him briefly about Not a blue woman and Valerie and baby Reuil.
“That’s super!” he said. “I can’t wait to see the new baby! It’s too bad I have hardly any free time.”
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Banovelmouth, chapter 4: Girlfriends (Part One)
“I think we should get something for our lawn besides the ketchup sculpture,” said Satellite Ears. “Maybe a gnome or something.”
“If we’re putting decorations on our lawn, maybe we can get some pink plastic flamingoes instead,” I said. “I read in the newspaper that gnome thefts have been going up lately.”
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Novel
I got bored with posting the novel, and I doubt anyone will read it anyway, so I won't post the rest of it. -
Chapter Four coming soon
Chapter 4 is too big, so I'll post it in multiple parts. -
Banovelmouth, chapter 3
Chapter Three: Not a blue woman's friend
One night I was sitting on the couch and reading a book at about 1 in the morning, when Not a blue woman came home from work. He walked in the door with a good-looking black lady who was wearing a black-and-white striped criminal suit and a black cap.
“Hi, Bananamouth,” said Not a blue woman. “This is ( Read more... )